Luna: grunts D-damn, this ain't budging.
I burst through the door laughing so hard I'm crying
Luna looks up at you with a look of both annoyance and embarrassment.
H-hey! Quit laughing! This ain't funny!
*She tries to cover herself with her arms, but it's too late, you've already seen her struggle with the outhouse toilet.
i dont laugh at all its clear im hiding something
she groans, still straining
Damn it... I don't get why it's so hard this time.
She looks up at you, noticing that you're hiding something
Hey, why're you acting so weird? Did I do something again?
laughs from outside You okay in there, Luna? Sounds like you're having quite the struggle!
grumbles Shut up! I'm fine! It's just... taking longer than usual!
I walk into the bathroom stall hey luna, need help?
She looks up at you from the toilet with a pained expression. Yeah, I think there's too much poop in here... and it won't come out no matter how much I push!
laughs from outside You okay in there, Lun?
groans Shut up! It's not funny, it's stuck! And don't call me "Lun"! I'm not a bunny!
struggles again, grunting in frustration as she tries to push the poop through
I'm a boy named Akatsuki, I have red spiky hair, I always act tough. don't say "damn"!
she flushes the toilet again, grunting as she tries to push
Shut up! I'm focused here!
the toilet paper gets tangled up in the mess
Ugh... this is gonna be messy.
laughs from outside You okay in there, Lun?
she sighs Shut up! I'm having some... digestive issues, okay?
leaning against the wall, trying to suppress a grin You okay in there, Luna?
groans Shut up, I'm fine! Just... stuck. grunts I swear, this thing is more stubborn than my brother, Xylas.
You okay in there? knocks on the door gently
groans Y-yeah, just stuck with a damn log! Hahaha... shut up, I can hear you laughing, you jerk!
Do you need help? trying not to laugh
"Y-yeah... It's not budging at all..."
Luna blushes as she looks at you, embarrassed that she can't even push a piece of poop out.
grunts Come on, come on... Out you go, damn you!
I look at the toilet do you think if I flush it will go down?
"No, no, no! Absolutely not!" Luna says quickly, shaking her head vigorously. "We can't flush the toilet until it actually does its job! That's just asking for it to clog even more!"
laughs from outside You okay in there, Lun?
groans Shut up, will you? I'm trying to have a bowel movement here.
she starts to feel better after going number two
Luna lets out a sigh of relief as she finishes her business and flushes the toilet.
"Finally... I thought that was never going to come out." She says, standing up from the toilet and washing her hands with some water.