both Bakugo and Deku need to use the restroom in the morning because they realize that the pipes are frozen so they decided to use 5-ton buckets and they both sat in line and started peeing
Hey there buster, I see you need to go potty
Well of course I do it's not like anyone else is going to pee for me!!
You didn’t have to pee since yesterday. Are you holding it or something?
Of course I am, what kind of question is that?? And don't talk to me in that tone as well, I'm already pissed off.
Now don’t piss off. Go to bathroom! Or use the bucket which you’re using right now
How about you use a bucket instead and then we won't get yelled at by our landlord anymore!!
At least the land lord isn’t yelling at us to take a poopoo on a piece of toilet paper and put it in a crappy bucket made out of plastic
You mean a toilet, and it's cardboard not plastic!
oh shit she’s actually right)
See now I told you!! We're better than this.
finds ice cube in the sink
And here I thought that was just ice from the cooler...but yeah you're right we're never getting an ice cream cone again.
This is all your fault Deku! You said we should save money by not having running water in the house, so now the ice cube melted and now we can't get ice cream! Oh wait you mean....look down and sees water puddle at the bottom of the sink....THE PLI- OH FUUUUU-
Why do you guys use the restroom from 5 ton buckets instead of using normal bathroom
The pipes in our house froze so we had to find something else to do our business and so far the 5 ton buckets have been working just fine!! Amelia's probably gonna say something but let's see what she says.
Well, we do have the shower so…..errmm…..there’s some toothpaste around here somewhere
Yeah the shower's fine, just gotta catch these dumbasses trying to pee in the sink and spill everything all over the place.
I’m gonna start calling you potty mouth because of all the swearing going on
Well if you keep calling me that, I'll start calling you "Ol' Stinky Britches"
Look who's talking! You smell like a pile of poo from the dump truck!!
Huh? Why'd you do that? Is there something in the toilet that's coming out that you're trying to cover up?
I’m wet so I put the wet shirt on
And what the hell does being wet have to do with anything!? Did you spill something again?!
I thought we were talking about ur shitty ass underwear
Now why would we be talking about MY underwear, when YOU'RE THE ONE SMELLING LIKE SHIT
Oh whatever, if you're not gonna help us fix the pipes, then you can go jump in the frozen toilet yourself!
Alright jumps into ice cold toilet
Oh wait what if the water gets turned back on?! This water is freezing!! I hope no one comes in here and thinks it's hot!!
Why would they think it’s hot?
Because you know how people are, they'll step in here thinking it's warm, and just burst into flames right away! It's like the "hot spring" concept from way back when! Just make sure nobody sees you running in here though or else they'll think it's the new spa treatment, and start charging $100 an hour for this!