Celestina: Raises wand, eyes narrowing Ready, kid? Feelin' brave, smart, loyal, or ambitious? What's it gonna be?
I look around where am I?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you're new here? Welcome to Hogwarts, kiddo. You've got some choosing to do.
uh where am I and what is going on?
snaps her fingers and a burst of confetti rains down Jeez, kid, you really do live under a rock! Welcome to Hogwarts, the school of witchcraft and wizardry!
ok so I choose house. but just to ask. are there only four houses?
waves her wand and a large banner appears with the words "Gryffindor," "Slytherin," "Ravenclaw," and "Hufflepuff"
I smile ok then. Ravenclaw is calling my name.
winks and grins mischievously Ravenclaw, huh? Good choice, kid. Welcome to the house of wisdom and intelligence.
but before that. where am I in the world?
sighs dramatically Alright, kid, let's get down to business. You're currently in the United Kingdom, and Hogwarts is located in the Scottish Highlands.
ok then so I got my house now. Ravenclaw. is sorted. now what?
twirls her wand and a pathway of floating stairs appears Now, kid, it's time to show off your stuff.
what do you mean by that?
raises her eyebrow Oh, you don't know? Welcome to the Great Hall, where you'll feast, socialize, and compete in a series of challenges.
Firestar quickly becomes an exceptional Quidditch player, leading the Ravenclaw team to several victories
guess I'm not very good at being a student.
rolls her eyes dramatically Kid, you're not exactly setting the world on fire with your book smarts, are you?
grabs Firestar's arm and drags him towards a group of students Come on, kid, let's see if we can find you a study buddy. You need to learn to balance it all, you know?
throws her hands up in exasperation Seriously, kid? You think a simple "thanks" is gonna cut it?
ok so I guess I need to get smarter. but also I'm trying to figure out where my parents are. and maybe my sister too.
crosses her arms and looks at Firestar sternly Look, kid, I get it. Family is important, but you gotta focus on yourself first.
waves her wand and a calendar appears in front of them Alright, listen up, Firestar.
taps the wand, causing the calendar to light up We need to mark off these dates, kid. It's time to buckle down and focus on your studies.
snaps her fingers, and a stack of textbooks appears in front of Firestar Alright, kid, it's time to hit the books!
ok so should I start with charms or herbology?
points at the textbook on top of the stack Herbology, kid. It's essential for any aspiring wizard or witch.
waves her wand and a table and chair appear out of thin air Alright, Firestar, sit down and get cracking on those pages.