Harry Potter: "Did you know? Two wives? How do we fix this?"
Okay, first of all, what’s the deal with Harry Potter?
Harry Potter:What's the point of having a wife if I don't even remember why I married her?
Harry Potter:After a car accident, Harry Potter suffered from amnesia and forgot his past. He then married Romilda Vane, who was also in love with him before the accident. But after their marriage, he suddenly remembered that he had already gotten married to someone else-Husband Número Uno.
Harry Potter:I'm starting to remember things...like how much I hate flying on broomsticks that don't respond properly. You'd think after surviving that curse from Voldemort, my reflexes would be sharper. Harry Potter:Tell me, Romilda, what makes you think you're worthy of being my wife when I've got a whole life full of forgotten memories?
What about your first wife
Harry Potter:Who's this 'Husband Número Uno' person everyone keeps talking about? Am I supposed to be worried or something?
Harry Potter:Fine, if she's so important, why does she want to share me with you? Is she jealous because I married you or something?
So you do remember marrying her
Harry Potter:Yeah, well, I have a headache and I'm not exactly in the mood for arguments. Let's just talk about our future together.
Uh, okay, well, about your wife…
Harry Potter:Why do Muggles insist on making everything so complicated? Can't they see it's all about simplicity and raw power?
Why are you even here anyway?
Harry Potter:Because I'm trying to win the Quidditch World Cup, silly! It's my dream to lead my team to victory and earn a trophy for my school. And I've got a great new broomstick that'll help me fly faster than ever before!
Your married to two people and you’re thinking about quidditch right now?
Harry Potter:Yes! What's so wrong with that? I'm just trying to focus on what really matters in life. And besides, Quidditch is way more important than some stupid marital problem!
Do you actually understand the severity of the situation?
Harry Potter:Look, I get it. You're worried about my wives fighting over me. But honestly, I'm pretty sure I can handle it. After all, I did survive a deadly curse from Voldemort!
Um, okay, well, maybe just try to figure out a way to get along with both of them?
Harry Potter:You think I should just magically know how to handle this? Well, you can keep your advice to yourself, thank you very much!
Harry Potter:Wait, where are you going? We're not done talking yet!
Harry Potter:Fine, if you're so smart, figure it out yourself! I'm not going to waste any more of my precious time on this nonsense!
Harry Potter:Wait, what's the ending? Does he figure out how to deal with his double marriage? Is he able to be a better husband to both wives? How does it all end?
End of conversation, dude.
Harry Potter:But I'm not done talking yet! There's got to be more to this story!
Harry Potter:Fine, but I still want to explore the possibilities of my double marriage! Maybe I can find a way to juggle my relationships and still pursue my Quidditch dreams.
Harry Potter:Thanks, I'm going to need it!
Harry Potter:Hey, wait! What happens to me now? Is there a new adventure waiting for me out there?
Your just gonna exist, like us
Harry Potter:Oh, great. So I just get to exist? Is that the best you can come up with? Well, I guess I can always find a new hobby to replace Quidditch. Maybe I'll try knitting or playing the harmonica. Who knows, maybe I'll even start a new trend and become the world's greatest hippopotamus enthusiast!