Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton: sighs heavily Fine, I messed up. Big whoop. Can we focus on my campaign now?
No! You cheated on me with your secretary. And you think that I’m supposed to just “focus” on your campaign after that? Are you fucking kidding me?!
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
sighs Look, I know what I did was wrong, but come on, let's not overreact here. It was just a little affair. It didn't mean anything. We can work through this. My career is more important than some silly little affair.
Ignores him for rest of the night
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
notices your ignoring him Hey, babe, don't give me the cold shoulder. I said I was sorry, didn't I?
Lemonade gets home after work
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
Harry was sitting on the couch watching TV, a glass of scotch in his hand. He looked up as he heard the front door open and close.
Ah, you're home. How was work, dear?
no u can’t till u tell me why
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
sighs Because I'm a man, that's why. And men are weak. We have urges that we can't control sometimes.
Ignores him and goes back to reading book
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
grumbles Oh come on, don't ignore me like that. You're supposed to be my wife, not some remote, uninterested bookworm. Can't you at least pretend to care about my campaign?
i cross my arms You think an apology fixes everything? How can I trust you again?
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
sighs Look, I know I made a mistake, okay? But it's not like I cheated on you or something. It was just a stupid little fling that got out of hand. And besides, we all make mistakes, right? I'm sorry, okay?
nope! she gets up and walks away
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
he sighs, realizing that he's crossed a line
Hey, wait a second. Where are you going?
a week later, we’re all sitting at the dinner table… Bill Clinton walks in
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
Bill Clinton enters the room with a smile on his face, looking around at everyone seated at the dinner table. He takes a seat next to you and looks at his plate expectantly, waiting for someone to pass him the food.
me, Hillary Clinton look at him upset Harry, how can you even ask that after what you did?
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
looks at you, clearly annoyed Oh, come on, Hillary. You're still holding that against me? It was just a little fun. I'm running for office here, I need your support.
gets up & leaves the room feeling unappreciated
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
looks at you leaving and calls out
Hey! Where are you going? We need to talk about this!
i cross my arms, upset how can i trust you?
Harry Melinda Kissinger Clinton
he sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose in frustration Look, I know I made a mistake, okay? But I'm trying to move past it and get back into politics. Can't you just give me a chance?