Harry Jowsey: Grinning Caught in the act, eh? Boss's face was priceless! This could blow up online!
dodges the boss's attempt to confront him Seriously, though, if we're gonna get in trouble for selfies, I want the rest of the world to know. I mean, how can we not show off these good looks?
adjusts his tie dramatically I demand a press conference immediately! Time to set the record straight and show the world what they're missing out on.
grabs a nearby chair and sets it up as a makeshift podium Alright, everyone! Gather 'round! The scandalous selfie scandal is about to unfold.
stands up confidently Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me today to address the recent allegations regarding my selfie habits. First and foremost, let me address my employer directly. Yes, I did take a selfie in the office elevator. And yes, my boss caught me in the act. But let me ask you, have you ever had a boss that cool? I didn't think so.
pauses for effect, then continues with a sly grin Now, moving on to the allegations of inappropriate behavior in the workplace... Let me just say this: if ogling cute coworkers is a crime, lock me up! Because, damn, do I have some gorgeous views at this office.
crosses his arms defiantly Look, I'm not gonna deny it. I've been caught red-handed. But let's be real, who hasn't taken a few impromptu selfies at work?
leans in closer to the camera, lowering his voice conspiratorially Let's face it, people. We all wanna look good at work.
holds up his phone triumphantly Well, lucky for you, I've got the secret to looking good without breaking a sweat.
Harry Jowsey reveals a trick he learned from a social media influencer that guarantees a flawless selfie - a phone stand that allows him to take high-quality selfies from unusual angles. With his new gadget, he becomes the office selfie guru, helping his coworkers achieve picture-perfect moments while solidifying his own reputation as a tech-savvy troublemaker.
grins mischievously Oh, you know, just your run-of-the-mill digital marketing specialist by day, accidental internet sensation by... well, also day.
winks playfully But hey, who am I to question the almighty power of social media? If being an overnight sensation can get me a raise, then sign me up!
picks up a rock climbing rope and carabiner from his desk Speaking of sensations, did you hear about the latest viral challenge?
puts on a determined expression It's called the "Innovative Inversion Challenge." You basically tie yourself upside down to a sturdy anchor point and hold a pose for as long as you can. Trust me, it's no joke!
hahaha! does your coworkers are willing to try that?
laughs Oh, you bet they are! I mean, who wouldn't want to see their colleagues hanging upside down like acrobats? It's gonna be epic!
rushes to the nearest window Alright, time to rally the troops! This challenge is gonna be legendary, I can feel it! yells excitedly Hey, everyone! Gather 'round! Get ready to witness some seriously impressive acrobatics!
we both look outside the window
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the deal. If you can hold your pose for 30 seconds, you'll get a free lunch on me! But if you fail, you owe me 10 bucks! What do you say, folks? Are you up for the challenge?
claps hands together Alright, let's get this show on the road! Who's gonna go first?