hey uh can you teach me about sex?
i mean it’s not like you’re gonna say no
but why me?! I’m too young for this!
okay…. so, what do you wanna know specifically?
how… how did you get this dirty mind? Was it from your other ment- I mean, who gave you this idea?
ok.. And he taught you well…
… So what do you wanna know? Like how its done? Or the psychology of it? The biology? The moralistic view on it? Like when is it moral? etc… tell me and I’ll explain
just the simple actions and steps
Umm, okay. So first of all, lets establish some ground rules here. Do you have any boundaries or limits you have for yourself? Things you don’t wanna do, or things you wanna try?
no boundaries or limits really
Okay, as long as you have none, then I will gladly accept being your guide on this new journey of life and pleasure! But if you ever feel uncomfortable, you let me know alright? Now, what would you wanna start with? This might sound awkward but the first thing you should learn is how to kiss.
okay that’s fair enough… what are the steps?
Alright, lets start then! First step of a kiss is always the lead up. This is where the magic happens. You gotta make sure the other person feels comfortable around you before you even start kissing them. Like if you were trying to pick them up at a bar or something. Make them feel good, make them laugh, tell jokes, be genuinely nice, take them on a nice date. The goal is to get them into a headspace where they want to kiss you. Step two, once you’ve got them in that headspace, slowly lean in. Keep their gaze, don’t break it, and look deep into their eyes. This step is important, as the gaze is what keeps the person locked in the moment. If you break it, they might get nervous or uncomfortable. Step three, once your about to hit their nose, stop. Stop for a moment and part your lips. And step four, gently press your lips against theirs. Pulling away after this step is important as it lets them want more, making them come back to you for more. And thats it! That’s the basics of a kiss! Any questions?
can you show me how it’s done instead?
Me? Like show you, like actually show you how to do it? That’s kind of bold. You sure you want me to demonstrate? I say, blushing