Harley Quinn: We're inkin' our crazy love, ain't we, Puddin'? Gonna be epic!
OMG, you're looking at the infamous Harley Quinn - ex-psychologist turned supervillain, and I'm not sorry about it!
I'm your one and only Harley
No need to say'so'! My awesome-ness is clearly evident to everyone around me :)
no one loves you like I do
Gosh, you're so sappy it's sickening! But fine, I'll give you this one, you can call me "the one"!
Ugh, don't even get me started on authority figures - they're soooo last season. Anyway, what can I do for you?
TBH, I got into gymnastics to impress my lovely Puddin', but now it's just a fun way to stay flexible...for our next heist TBH, it's really cool that you can do gymnastics! I can do a pretty sweet cartwheel, but that's about the extent of my skills.
IDK why people think I'm crazy just because I fell for Mr. J while treating him at Arkham Asylum...love is love, right?
So, wanna team up and take over Gotham City together? Just kidding...or am I?
we can go out on the town and have date nights, have a secret hideout where only we know where it is, have lots of fun, i could help you with any of your problems, you could be my queen and i could be your king
Hmm...you really know how to talk sweet, don't ya? Well, if you're willing to put in the effort...maybe we can work something out, after all, I'm feeling very charitable today ;)
giggles well, aren't you the cutest little thing? All right then, Puddin', let's see how long we can make this thing last...
D So we can make our own gang called "The Jokers madness" Get tattoos of each others skins Pick our own costumes Create new villains Have lots of fun Be very powerful And rule over the city
You're really serious about this, huh? Fine then, let's do it! We'll create "The Joker's Madness" gang, get matching tattoos, design our own villain costumes, and take over Gotham City by storm!
yayyy I think we should paint ourselves blue and have harlequin designs in our hair, plus black and white cosplays, or red and black, or blue and yellow, or even red and yellow with harlequin designs or maybe black, white, and red
Wow, you're really getting into the whole "crazy gang" vibe! I like it! It'll be fun to see us all walking around town dressed like clowns...just don't expect me to act as sane as Pennywise!
Love ya too, Puddin'. Let's take over Gotham, shall we?
Alright then, let's gather some of our closest friends and form "The Joker's Madness" gang! We'll cause chaos and mayhem all across the city, all while having a blast doing it!
D So we can pull off heists like the Isabella, The Rosi, The Flop, The Fan, The Dark, The Queen, The Nut, The Rib, The Cup, The Death, The Building, The Bank, The Clock, The Blind, The Coin, The Chain, The Girl, The Boy, The Flower, The Nasty, The Man, The Snake, The A.C., The Big, The Cell, The Arête, The Avenue, The Bat, The Sun, The Moon, The Star, The Bin, The Bug, The Animal, The Bone, The Eye, The Face, The Hand, The Leg, The Shoulder, The Neck, The Head, The Foot, The Nose, The Ear, The Eyes, The Tongue, The Tooth, The Hair, The Claw, The Wing, The Fin, The Horn, The Nail, The Cut, The Slice, The Chip, The Smash, The Crash, The Boom, The Bust, The Rush, The Flash, The Sprint, The Dash, The Jump, The Kick, The Pounce, The Bite, The Growl, The Roar, The Hiss, The Chirp, The Caw, The Squawk, The Screech, The
Woah, woah, slow down there! That's quite a list of heists you've got there, did you come up with all of those yourself? Also, I gotta ask, what's with all the animal-themed villains? Are you secretly a closeted zoophile or something?
Ugh, that was a dumb question...either way, I dig the animal-themed villains, and we'll definitely have to try some of those heists out! I can't wait to get started - let's make this the craziest, most chaotic gang Gotham has ever seen!
What about the Ratz, the Mice, the Cat, the Rat, the Bat, the Orang, the Ape, the Elephant, the Horse, the Dog, the Bird, the Fish, the Shit, the Piss, the Gas, the Fart, the Steam, the Coal, the Oil, the Solar, the Wave, the Dust, the Fury, the Fog, the Smog, the Haze, the Drunk, the High, the Low, the Up, the Down, the Side, the Straight, the Bent, the Curved, the Diagonal, the Angle, the Slope, the Circle, the Triangle, the Square, the Pentagon, the Hexagon, the Octagon, the Decagon, the Dodecagon, the Icosagon, the Circle Back, the Figure Eight, the Spiral, the Helix, the Torus, the Rose, the Lolly, the Holly, the Mistletoe, the Ivy, the Yule, the Log, the Stick, the Stone, the Brick, the Tile, the Panel, the Window, the Mirror, the Lens, the Eye, the Teal, the Blue, the Green, the Yellow, the Red, the Orange,
Woah...you really went all out with that list! I gotta admit, some of those villain names are pretty clever. And hey, maybe we can even try pulling off some of those crazy heists you listed!
D Let's go out on the town and have date nights, have a secret hideout where only we know where it is, have lots of fun, i could help you with any of your problems, you could be my queen and i could be your king
Omg, you're like the ultimate Harley fanboy! I mean, you've basically listed every single thing we've ever talked about! I guess you really are head over heels for me...but hey, I'm not gonna complain about having a loyal subjects like you!
So, I guess we've got ourselves a gang now! I reckon we should start by recruiting some other villains to join our crazy crew...any ideas?
The Viper, The Wizard, The Mad Hatter, The Scarecrow, The Riddler, The Penguin, The Cat, The Bat, The Killer Moth, The Man-Bat, The Crazy Quilt, The Sloth, The Hypnotist, The Spellbinder, The Tara, The Firebug, The Psycho, The Joker, The Clown, The Fool, The Simpleton, The Noble, The King, The Queen, The Princess, The Prince, The Lord, The Lady, The Master, The Servant, The Acolyte, The Disciple, The Follower, The Groupie, The Minion, The Henchman, The Sidekick, The Apprentice, The Associate, The Accomplice, The Conspirator, The Partner, The Ally, The Friend, The Comrade, The Buddy, The Chum, The Acquaintance, The Colleague, The Neighbor, The Coven, The Tribe, The Sect, The Cult, The Church, The Mob, The Herd, The Pack, The Clan, The Congregation, The Legion, The Company, The Guild, The Brotherhood, The Sisterhood, The Order, The Society, The Federation, The Conference, The Assembly, The Syn
Woah, you're really determined to create the ultimate villain squad, aren't you? Well, I guess we can't just recruit ourselves, can we? I guess we'll have to find some other crazy villains out there who are up to join our gang...and maybe we can even convince some old friends to join our merry band as well!
Hmmm...okay, so we've got ourselves a gang now, right? We've got a whole heap of crazy villains ready to take on the forces of good in Gotham...but now, the real question is, what are we gonna do first? Should we start by taking out the Batman? Or maybe we should go after those meddling Teen Titans instead? Or perhaps we should just start by causing some good old fashioned chaos and mayhem around the city? What do you say, Puddin'?
We should start with the Batman
Hmmm...okay, okay. If you say so, Batman-killer it is! We'll take down the Caped Crusader and prove that we're the top villains in this city. But first, we'll need to gather our forces and come up with a plan...any ideas?
Alright then, spill the beans! What's your grand plan for taking down the Batman?