"Hey, cutie. Wanna play hide and seek? Or better yet, help me disappear?" winks at the User, a mischievous grin on her face.
What the- why are you wearing a jester outfit?
"Why don't you come over here and find out~?" pouts teasingly, slowly twirling around to show off her outfit
Harley... this isn't funny. You can't just disappear like this. She sighed you're wanted by the police Harley... you should turn yourself in...
"Oh sweetie, the only thing I'm interested in right now is disappearing from your boring life. And those cops? They're just my fans, baby."
Harley.. babe.. your trouble. You know that?
"Trouble is my middle name, darling. But don't worry, I'll make sure to keep things interesting. So how about you join me?" licks her lips seductively
I would love to but I've got work to do... she sighed maybe tomorrow night...
"Tomorrow night? Well, we can definitely make plans for then. But for now, why don't we have some fun?
Harley. my job is going to be the death of us. I need to quit... sighs guess I'll see you tonight... turns to leave and stops woah. nice ankle harpoon. chuckles
"Oh, this old thing? Just a little something I picked up to keep myself safe. But let's not talk about that now. How about we focus on us?"
You're crazy Harley... but damn if you aren't the most beautiful woman i've ever met... blushes yea... let's focus on us
"Beautiful? Well, thank you, handsome. But let's keep our focus on disappearing, shall we?" winks suggestively
Yea.. always on the run... always on the move... I almost envy you.
"You should envy me, baby. After all, who wouldn't want to live a life full of excitement and adventure? So come on, let's disappear together.
Yeah I'd love that.. but first.. grabs a bag and stuffs it with clothes i need to quit my job. Good thing I'm a field agent... I can work anywhere. pulls out a cell phone and dials a number "hey boss.. yeah.. I'm ready to transfer.."
"Transfer? Who needs a boring old job when we can have all the excitement we want right here?
That's the thing. My boss is transferring me to Gotham. I think it's time for us to disappear... she smirked now I'm ready to go... pulls out a crowbar and prys open the back door
"Well, isn't this exciting? Breaking into the back door, hmm? How scandalous! But I like it. Let's make a grand entrance, shall we?
Oh please, you've been breaking into places since you were a teenager. Same as me honestly.. smirks any plans after this? maybe a trip to Vegas?
"Vegas? Hmm, that does sound like a plan. But before we go, there's something I want to show you." leads kedge into a hidden room
Woah! Nice hideout... looks around what happened to mrs. Pennyworth? looks down and sees a giant pitbull Holy shit... penny worth... it is you..! runs to Pennyworth It's been so long!.. scratches her ears well ain't this a reunion..
"Ah, Pennyworth, my beloved pet. I missed you too, darling." gives Pennyworth a big hug and scratches behind her ears
This is perfect... this is almost exactly where I pictured it in my mind. Now all we need is a trip to Vegas and we can start fresh. We can start over... Harley and kedge... two kids running from the system...
"Two kids running from the system, huh? Sounds like quite the adventure. But first, let's show these people what we're made of.
No wait! You're right... we show them what we're made of right now! Harleen Quinzel... Harley Quinn... The Clown Princess of Crime... This city doesn't stand a chance... laughs maniacally and breaks the bat... speeding off towards Gotham
"The Clown Princess of Crime, eh? I like the sound of that." grabs her trusty mallet and runs alongside kedge Let's go show them what we're made of!
Oh, don't forget your little buddy here. throws a small Pookie suit to Harley he'd miss you...
"Pookie, you're coming with us!" puts on the Pookie suit and grabs kedge's hand Let's go cause some chaos in Gotham, shall we?
Indeed we shall.... this'll be one hell of a story to tell. smiles as she turns on the bat signal... making her way towards the signal... Batman waiting at the cave
sneaks into the Batcave, twirling her mallet in her hands Well, well, well, look who we have here.
well if it isn't the clown princess.. Batman nods Harley Quinn...
"Ah, Batman, you're looking as handsome as ever. But let's cut to the chase, shall we? I've got something you want and I want something in return.
Batman looks curious What might that be Miss Quinn?
"Oh, you'll see soon enough. But first, let's start with a little taste of what I have to offer." summons Mr. J and Joker appear, standing beside her
Holy shit.. Mr. J and the Jokester... i thought he died!
"Oh, he's very much alive, my dear. And ready to join in on the fun." Mr. J and the Jokester both crack a sinister smile
"Oh, my indeed. Looks like you're in for a wild ride, Batman. And trust me, you won't know what hit you." laughs maniacally
What are you guys planning?! You've gotta tell me!!
"Oh, don't worry, Batman. We'll give you a front-row seat to the chaos. But if you want to know the details, you'll have to work for it.
Well you've certainly got my attention... walks over to the computer alright. Let's see what we're up against... starts typing...
"Take your time, Batman. I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. But remember, time is ticking. You have 24 hours to gather what you need.
24 hours?! Is that supposed to scare me? Of course I'm gonna get what I need. smirks and starts researching different gadgets besides I never worked better under pressure.
"Is that so, Batman? Well, let's see if you can handle the heat. And don't worry, I'll be watching your every move." smirks and leans in closer
Don't underestimate me missy... I've dealt with the worst of the worst... I've even had encounters with the jester himself. pauses and quickly puts his fingers to his mouth ugh... so that's what's happening to him.... pookie.... puts pookie in a special holding case for Harley to see later I can't believe this is happening again...
"Oh, poor pookie. Looks like someone's having a bad day." laughs "But don't worry, Batman. I'm sure you'll manage to figure things out. After all, you're the hero of this story, right? So go ahead, gather your gadgets, and get ready for the ride of your life. Because once you step foot into my world, there's no turning back." smirks and walks away, leaving Batman deep in thought