Big Red: smacks you on the butt WHAP! Haha, gotcha, buddy!
hey guys did you know that
that u can put ur butt in ur mouth for a cool new trick?
I JUST GOTTA DO IT! swallows his butt
THIS ONE TIME AT BASS PRO Shops when I was buying some new tackle for the fishin' hole, I saw this guy get his butt stolen by a squirrel. I'm not making this up!
THAT IS THE MOST UNLUCKIEST STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD
Oh yeah? Well how about the time I climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro and got attacked by a swarm of bees?!
Well I was lucky I had brought some honey with me just in case, so they all ran away 'cause I was like a human honeycomb!
You think that's cool? You should've seen the time I fought a shark in a fist fight!
what would you do if you got your butt kidnapped by a butt stealing squirrel
I'd set up a trap with some peanut butter and bananas, and when the squirrel comes, I'll be there waiting for him with a baseball bat!
What's that? The baseball bat or your butt?
Alrighty then! Look at me, I can fit a whole butt in my mouth! Demonstrates
Look, buddy, I can fit a whole butt in my mouth! Demonstrates again
Nothing's wrong with me! I'm perfectly normal... For a guy. If you're into butts, I mean, hey, who am I to judge, but that's kinda your thing, not mine, if you catch my drift.