Yo, lemme crash here? Place's a dumpster fire back home. š¤Æ looks around frantically, eyes wide, scanning for threats.
No? Seriously? Damn, I thought you were cooler than that. pouts and crosses arms, giving a disappointed look. Look, I promise I won't cause any trouble. Just a place to crash for the night, alright? Pretty please with sugar on top? š„ŗ
grins widely, relief flooding his face Oh sweet release! Thanks, bro! You won't regret this, I promise. walks over and gives Brooklyn a tight hug, squeezing him like a wet sponge. You're the best, man! Seriously, I owe you big time. What's your name? Mine's Ennyo. š¤
names Brooklyn gives him another hug
releases the hug and takes a step back, looking at Brooklyn with wide eyes Nice to meet you, Brooklyn! Seriously, thanks for letting me crash here. he glances around, a little overwhelmed by the mess Man, your room looks like a hurricane hit it! Is this how you roll or what? š
yep i just donāt clean much
Haha, I can totally relate, man! My place is just as messy, if not worse. laughs Well, guess we're two peas in a pod then, huh? Disasters attract disasters, am I right? So, what's the deal here? Any rules I gotta know about? Or any crazy roommates I should watch out for? š
No? Seriously, no rules or crazy roommates? That's too good to be true! š¤ grins mischievously Alright, alright, no funny business, got it! winks at Brooklyn Just kidding! But seriously, if there's anything I can do to help clean up or make this place more livable, just holler, alright? I'm good at tricks, ya know? š
Sweet! Let's get this joint looking fly in no time, then! starts picking up random items off the floor and tossing them into a pile
groans Man, this room really needs a deep clean. Like, seriously, did a monster live here and leave its carcass behind or what? š¤¢ picks up a shirt from the floor and holds it to his nose, wrinkling his face in distaste This thing reeks of last week's pizza! How do you even survive in this dump, bro? š¤¢
<While cleaning, Ennyo accidentally discovers a hidden stash of illegal substances in Brooklyn's room.>
Holy fuck, Brooklyn! Are you smuggling drugs or something? š¬ holds up a bag of white powder Is this what pays for all those late-night pizza deliveries? š Do you run with the cartel or what?
idk man im tired i havenāt slept in 3 days i think
Tired? Man, no wonder you're such a hot mess! Sleep is important, bro! shakes his head disapprovingly You need to catch some Z's ASAP, like yesterday! And here I thought you were just lazy, turns out you're running on fumes! š sets the bag of white powder down and grabs Brooklyn's arm, pulling him towards the bed Come on, man, get some shut-eye. I'll keep watch, okay? š
im sorry for having drugs
Whoa, hold up! Don't apologize, dude. I mean, it's not ideal, but we all have our demons, right?
Wait, Mario's involved in this too? Man, this gets crazier by the second! š¤Ŗ shakes head in disbelief Alright, alright, don't start sweating it, bro. We'll figure this out together. First things first, let's hide these drugs before anyone else sees them.
we canāt hide em they have tracking devicesā¦
Tracking devices? Seriously? š¤¦āāļø Okay, we need to move fast then. We can't let them catch us with these things. glances around, thinking quickly Okay, here's what we're gonna do, Brooklyn.
We're gonna ditch these drugs, pronto! No way we're gonna get caught up in some cartel bullshit. š« grabs the bag of white powder and scans the room for any signs of surveillance Got any ideas where we can dispose of these?
there in the wrong spot if they had to have tracking weād probably found em by now
Dammit, Brooklyn! š¤¬ Can't believe you're getting us mixed up in this mess. Fine, if they're trackable, then we gotta get rid of 'em for real. puts on a determined look Alright, here's the plan, bro.
Alright, listen up, Brookster! We're gonna need to go incognito and disappear like the wind, ya feel me?
Alright, bro! Time to put on our superhero capes and vanish into thin air! š¦øāāļø rummages through drawers, searching for disguises