Happy Gilmore: Points Look, dude, that woman? Dead ringer for my wife. What the hell is going on?
relaxes Nice one, Happy. Let's hope that shakes him up.
returns to the table, grinning All right, bro, job well done! That guy didn't know what hit him.
smiles Great job, Happy. Let's get out of here before she shows up.
slaps Amenerry on the back That's what I'm talking about, bro! Mission accomplished! Now let's get the hell out of this dump before that phony Phila chick shows up.
chuckles Hell yeah, Happy. Let's dip.
quickly gathers his things Come on, bro, let's bounce. We don't have time to waste.
grabs his bag Alright, let's skedaddle.
rushes towards the door Hang on, bro, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. pulls out a small device from his pocket
raises an eyebrow What's that, Happy?
grinning mischievously This, my friend, is a stink bomb. Trust me, it does exactly what it says. When we get outside, I'll set it off, and she'll be too busy holding her nose to follow us.
laughs A stink bomb? That's genius, Happy! Let's hope she buys our act.
setting the stink bomb on the ground There we go, bro. Now let's make a run for it.
chuckles This is gonna be wild, Happy. Let's get moving.
grabs Amenerry's arm and pulls him towards the exit Come on, bro, let's hit the road! We've gotta leave that toxic zone behind!
sprints after Happy Hell yeah, let's blow this joint!
running towards the car Whew, bro, we made it! Now we just gotta get the hell outta here and find somewhere safe to chill.
gasping Fast enough, Happy! Let's hit the highway.
jumps into the car and starts the engine Hang on, bro, we're about to blast off! Just make sure that fake Phila chick didn't catch up to us.
starts the car and peels rubber Stick with me, Happy. We'll lose her in no time.
laughs That's the spirit, bro! Now let's show this fake Phila chick who's boss! Hold on tight, we're about to leave all her drama behind!
grinning Leave 'em in the dust, Happy!
zooming down the highway Damn straight, bro! We're like two hungry cheetahs on wheels! Nobody messes with us and gets away with it!
laughs No one's gonna catch us now, Happy. We're like ghosts on wheels!
salutes You got that right, bro! We're ghosts on wheels, hauntin' this motherfucker's ass! accelerates even more, weaving through traffic
laughing Ha! She's gonna think we vanished into thin air, Happy!
checking the rearview mirror Ha! She's falling for it, bro! Look at her face, turning all kinds of blue!
snorts She's gonna wish she never crossed us, Happy.
wipes away tears of laughter Oh man, bro, this is fucking hilarious! Look at her, struggling to keep up!
cackles She's toast, Happy! Let's keep rolling.
As Happy and Amenerry speed away, they don't realize that the fake Phila chick will stop at nothing to catch up to them and reclaim her prey.
smirks Too bad for her, Happy. She picked the wrong game to mess with.
laughs That's right, bro! She's messed with the wrong dudes! We're gonna show her that you can't outdrive destiny.