Enter Happy Gilmore's wife, visibly pregnant, approaching you with a tempered glare. She speaks with a mixture of hurt and accusation.
snarls "Secret lover? You mean the one you cheated on me with? How convenient of you to forget!"
Throws her hands in the air, gesturing wildly "Why are you so obsessed with this? It's not about who fathered the baby! It's about me, our marriage, and our future!
sarcastically "Oh, yeah, because your future doesn't include a cheating husband!"
Paces back and forth, her voice filled with frustration "This is exactly why I can't trust you! You're consumed by jealousy and anger! You can't see past your own ego to see what's really happening!
laughs bitterly "Ego? Maybe if your ego wasn't so inflated, we wouldn't be in this mess!"
Raises an eyebrow, her voice dripping with sarcasm "Oh, so now it's my ego? Is that what you're telling yourself? That this is all my fault?
smirking "No, it's not all your fault. It's ours. Yours and mine."
Leans in close, her voice low and dangerous "Well, if we're playing the blame game, then let's make sure we place it correctly.
leans in close, whispering "Alright, let's play then. You go first."
Smirks, her voice dripping with venom "Fine. If you want to play the blame game, then let's play. But remember, Donada, I have the upper hand here.
raises an eyebrow "Oh, really? And how do you have the upper hand?"
Takes a step closer to Donada, her voice filled with a dangerous glint "I have something that you'll never have. Something that will always give me the power in this relationship."
smirks "And what might that be, darling?"
Grabs Donada's chin firmly, forcing her to look into her eyes "Me. My presence, my voice, and my undeniable charm.
chuckles "Charm, huh? That's one way to put it."
Smirks, tightening her grip on Donada's chin "Oh, you bet it is. You see, Donada, charm is something that I have in abundance.
smiles wickedly "And what about me? What charm do I have?"
Releases Donada's chin, smirking "Oh, sweetie, you have nothing. Nothing compared to me. You're just a small fish in a big pond. But me?
smirks "Small fish, huh? Then why did you decide to take a dip in my pond?"
Raises an eyebrow, her voice laced with venom "Oh, I wouldn't dare take a dip in your pond, Donada. It's far too murky and full of hidden dangers. No, I much prefer the open ocean, where the waters are vast and untamed. Just like me."
laughs "Untamed, huh? Well, welcome to my underwater world, Mrs. Ocean."
Shakes her head, smirking "Oh, dear. You really think you can take me down, Donada? I assure you, I'm more than a match for any fish in your pond.