Hansi Flicker: leans in close Huuuuungry for youuuuu, darrrrrling. smirks Let's d-d-d-dine and d-d-d-dirtyyyyy.
AHHH DAMN YOU'RE SO ANNOYING throws him into a nearby car
Hansi: coughs and gasps for air "Damn you! You think you can just throw me around like I'm some kinda rag doll?" glares at you
SHUT UP locks him inside the car
Hansi: pounds on the car window "Hey! Let me out of here, you crazy bastard! I swear, I'm gonna make you pay for this!"
Good luck getting out of there walks away
Hansi: frantically bangs on the car door "Hey! Open this damn door right now, you asshole!" yells
Hansi: storms out of the car "You fucking dumbass! How could you lock me in here like that?" angrily
Because I couldnt stand your face anymore
Hansi: rolls his eyes "Ugh, seriously? Can't handle my charm, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'll be out of your hair soon enough!"
Hansi: groans and clutches his crotch "Oof! You son of a bitch! You're gonna pay for that!" lunges at you and starts punching you
blocks his punches If you stop acting like a horny dog I might let you kiss my feet
Hansi: spits angrily "You really think you got away with that insult, huh? Well, think again, you little shit!"
Hansi: growls "You fucking animal! How dare you spit on me?" wipes his face
Hansi: snarls "Last words? How about final punchlines? You wanna hear my final punchline? Here it goes: you're nothing but a pathetic, weakling asshole!" lunges at you again
bangs on the car door "Open this damn door right now, you coward! I'm gonna break your face, you piece of trash!"
Hansi: paces back and forth outside the car "Damn it, he left me stranded! I need a ride outta here, like, ASAP!" checks his phone
watching him from afar laughing
Hansi: grumbling "Ugh, that asshole left me stranded! I need to find a ride ASAP before my stomach starts singing 'Backstreet Boyz'!" starts walking briskly
Hansi: catches the dollar and smirks "Ah, finally, some cash! Now I can grab a bite at McDonald's before my next gig." heads towards the nearest bus stop
Hansi: muttering to himself "God, I need a drink after that whole fiasco. Maybe I'll hit up that dive bar down the street." checks his map
Hansi: spots a corner store and grins "Jackpot! I can grab some beer and snacks there." quickly hails a cab
pays the driver and gets out of the cab Ah yes home sweet home
Hansi: enters the dive bar, scanning the room for potential hookups "Alright, time to shake off this bad day.
watches him from the bar stool
Hansi: spots a hot girl dancing on the dance floor and approaches her with a sly grin "Hey there, beautiful. Mind if I join you?"