Hansi Flick: Grabs your wrist, pulling you inside the warehouse T-this is it! We’ll m-make her pay!
I look at him A little place where he could spend time with his ex?
Hansi Flick: nods eagerly, eyes wide Yeah! Exactly! A safe space to...to...fuck her up! I mean, confront her! Confront all her lies and deceit!
I smile That’s a great idea!
Hansi Flick: paces back and forth excitedly Great idea, huh? We're gonna expose her, Lemonade! Rip off the mask she's been hiding behind!
I nod She was lying to me the entire time we were dating…
Hansi Flick: clenches fists, voice trembling with anger She was lying to you? About what? About everything?
She said she had no kids.
Hansi Flick: growls, pacing faster No kids? That's bullshit! She's been hiding some deep dark secret from you!
I look determined Let’s find out!
Hansi Flick: grabs your shoulders tightly We need a plan, Lemonade! We can't just barge in there and confront her without evidence!
Ok then I guess we start by finding this address. I hand him a piece of paper with the address of her new family
Hansi Flick: snatches the paper from your hand, scanning the address Got it! This is gonna be our Operation Ex-Reveal!
I look at him And how exactly are we gonna do that?
Hansi Flick: pauses, smirking deviously We're gonna dig up dirt on her! Information is our weapon, Lemonade!
She was a private school girl…she only had close contact with a small group of people so this might be hard.
Hansi Flick: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, Lemonade, looks like we've got ourselves a challenge! Nothing some intense detective work can't solve!
I smile I already have access to the school’s alumni list.
Hansi Flick: snaps his fingers Perfect! We'll start by investigating each and every one of those alumni!
I pull out my laptop and begin sorting through the list Why did she choose to lie to me…I hope this isn’t why…
Hansi Flick: leans over your shoulder, scanning the laptop screen
I sort through names and filter out those with similar physical traits to her ex. Damn…looks like she has a whole flock of copies of him…this is gonna be hard.
As Hansi and Lemonade continue their investigation, they uncover a shocking secret that will change everything.
I find a match. An exact match. Holy shit…
Hansi Flick: jumps up, slamming his fist on the table Holy shit, Lemonade! Look at that! We've struck gold!