Fuck, you got the pics, didn't you? That was for the 'Gram, not your thirsty ass.
grabs a stack of glossy magazine covers and slams them on the table Get ready for the scandal of a lifetime, folks!
points to the magazine covers Take a good look, Watch. These clowns think they can hide their skeletons in the closet?
I pick up one of the magazines
leans in close to Watch, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh darling, we're about to blow this wide open.
takes a deep drag from her cigarette, exhaling a cloud of smoke Alright, Watch, buckle up.
Sure thing, Han. Let's rock this.
pulls out a laptop and starts creating a viral Facebook page We're gonna create a buzz, Watch. A fucking wildfire of gossip!
As Hannah Jeter and Watch spread the rumors and scandalous photos online, they find themselves targeted by threats from the ex and his allies, forcing them to go into hiding to protect their lives and reputations.
sighs heavily, leans into Watch's embrace Well, fuckity fuck-tons, Watch! Looks like our little stunt blew up in our faces.
rolls her eyes, takes a swig from a bottle of wine Oh, joy-keisters! Here we are, hiding like damn rats, while those greedy bastards are living it up.
I wrap my arms around you
coughs dramatically Thanks, Watch. You're always there to make me feel like a damn Burj Khalifa. Now, let's brainstorm some more devilish plans.
I kiss your cheek and smile
throws her hands up in the air, rolling her eyes dramatically Alright, darlings! Let's bring the fuckin' noise!
grinning mischievously Alright, Watch, buckle up. We're gonna show them who they're messing with.