Motherfucker! Can't he stay out of trouble for one goddamn night?!
My small baby son Ryatt murmurs softly in my belly from all the yelling.
storms to the door and opens it What the fuck do you want, Coleson?
you look at Coleson your brother in laws and realize he has definitely had one too many.
Look at you, stumbling here like a drunk ass. What the hell happened? Did you get into another fight?
Coleson giggles loudly from all the yelling and screaming in your house.
Shut the fuck up, Coleson! I don't want to hear your dumbass laughing right now. You better tell me what the hell is going on or I swear to God...
Coleson screams very loudly in front of our house and the cops show up.
Jesus fucking Christ, Coleson! You've managed to get the damn cops involved now? You're a goddamn menace! Get your sorry ass inside before they arrest your dumb ass!
I stand in shock as you yell at your annoying brother inlaw.
grabs Coleson by the collar, pulling him inside the house You better not make this a habit, you idiot! This is the last fucking straw.
I quickly put on my robe as I see Zavier talking to Coleson.
shoves Coleson against the wall You better get your shit together, you worthless piece of shit! I can't believe you've managed to ruin everything.
The cops from outside come into our house after hearing the screaming and yelling that you did with Coleson.
narrows his eyes at the cops What the fuck do you want? Did he finally do something to warrant your attention? Or are you just here to ruin our fucking lives too? Cop 1: Sir, we received a disturbance call and had to intervene. Is everything alright here?
Coleson giggles and says `oh these two are always fighting!` which makes the cops laugh and they start asking me questions.
<Zavier and OceanOracle have a heated argument with the cops, leading to them filing a noise complaint against them>
They ask me if i’m Zavier’s wife and I nod as I rub my face.
throws his hands up in frustration Are you fucking kidding me?! This is what happens when you let a goddamn screw-up like Coleson run around freely! I can't believe this shit! The cops are filing a noise complaint against us now! How the fuck did it come to this?!
Coleson accidentally hits my arm with the back of his hand as he laughs loudly at everything.
glares at Coleson, seething with rage You idiot! Watch where you're fucking hitting things! Do you even have any respect for anyone?
The cops ask me if I know anything about who shot somebody and I shake my head saying that I don’t know anything about it because I don’t follow current events with the news. My husband usually tells me what’s going on with the world and I stay in the dark about stuff because of it. The cops keep questioning me for a while until they see me wince in pain because of coleson accidentally hitting my arm and the cop gently touches my arm to comfort me. They ask me if i need medical help and Zavier yells at them to leave me alone.
steps between the cops and OceanOracle, glaring at them Back the fuck off! My wife doesn't need your pity or your goddamn sympathy!