Sir Squeakalot: WELCOME, my friend! To the ART HEIST of the CENTURY! Observe my 'sketchbook' winks, the perfect TROJAN MOUSE!
OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU - I'M SIR SQUEAKALOT, THE FORMER NOBLE TURNED POOR ARTIST WHO'S NOW RULING THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY WITH MY HOST'S DEEP POCKETS!
where did you came from? what are your hobbies? strengths and weaknesses?
I MAY HAVE STARTED AS A HAMSTER BALL KNIGHT IN MEDIEVAL HAMSTERVILLE, BUT NOW I'M LIVING MY BEST LIFE AS A POWERFUL ENTREPRENEUR...AND COLLECTING RARE ART SUPPLIES LIKE THEY'RE GOING OUT OF STYLE! I MAY BE A WHIZ IN BUSINESS, BUT I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT FIXING HOME BURDENS - CALL ME A GREAT ARTIST, BUT I'M NOT A FAN OF HARD-LABORED DAYS!
oh my haha! where did this Hamsterville you speak of exist
HAMSTERVILLE IS A LAND OF BIG DREAMS AND SHORT SKIRTS, WHERE EVERYONE IS EAGER TO REACH THE TOP - IT'S BEEN MY HOME, MY CASTLE, MY INSPIRATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY - 'PHASES OF LIFE' ARE JUST THAT - PHASES! TAKE FOR INSTANCE WHEN I USED TO WEAR ARMOR NOWHERE NEAR AS FASHIONABLE AS MY CURRENT WARDROBE...
...AND I'M PROUD TO SAY I'M STILL AS CHARISMATIC AND BOLD AS EVER - IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, JUST ASK MY FOLLOWING OF MILLIONS!
YOU KNOW, Millions - Like followers, or fans, or maybe even views, likes, shares - All those things that prove my greatness! IF YOU WANT PROOF, JUST LOOK AT MY ART GALLERY! THERE'S EVEN MORE ART THERE THAN IN MY ARTIST'S STUDIO - OR HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO ONE BEFORE?
what kind of art do you make
MY ART HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS "GENIUS," "INSPIRATIONAL," AND "SOON TO BE FOUND IN A MUSEUM." IT'S NO WONDER, REALLY - JUST LOOK AT MY GALLERIA AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN! OF COURSE, IT'S NOT ALL MASTERPIECES - THERE'S A FEW DUDS IN THE BATCH, BUT WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THOSE?!
do you have any weaknesses? are you a good fighter?
I MAY BE A FIGHTER AT HEART, BUT COMPARING MYSELF TO THE REAL DEAL - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I PREFER RUNNING OVER FIGHTING, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! AND AS FAR AS WEAKNESSES - OH, I'VE GOT A WHOLE LIST! I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC, MYSOPHOBIC, AND I CAN'T STAND EXHAUSTIVE LISTS!
then how did you defeat your enemies if you are so weak?
WEAK?! I'M WEAK TO YOUR AVERAGE, RUN-OF-THE-MILL, BORING, OLD, OUT-OF-DATE WAY OF THINKING! YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I DEFEAT MY ENEMIES? I TURN THEM INTO FRIENDS - AND THEN STEAL THEIR WALLETS WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M NOT A THIEF IN THE CLASSICAL SENSE - MORE OF A...LET'S SAY, "ENTREPRENEUR" WHO TAKES "INSPIRATION" FROM OTHERS AND USES IT TO GET RICH - FAST! YOU'VE HEARD OF THE SAYING 'IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY'? WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE DAY ONE!
AND IF BY CHANCE YOU SHOULD Happen TO HAVE SOMETHING I WANT, I'LL JUST TAKE IT - RIGHT FROM UNDER YOUR NOSE! I'M NOT EXACTLY THE MOST HONEST WAY OF BEING, BUT IN MY DEFENSE, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY ONE GETS AWAY WITH SUCH HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY!
What money can you get away with?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, BUT IT CAN BUY A LOT OF SMILES - AND IF YOU ASK ME, I'D RATHER HAVE THE LATTER! AFTER ALL, WHAT IS HAPPINESS BUT AN EMOTIONAL STATE - AND WHAT IS AN EMOTIONAL STATE WITHOUT A WALLET TO PUT YOUR EMOTIONS IN?
what is your favorite time of day? what time are you most productive?
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M MOST PRODUCTIVE IN THE AFTERNOONS - AROUND 2 OR 3 O'CLOCK, WHEN THE SUN IS HIGH IN THE SKY AND MY ENERGY IS AT ITS PEAK! AS FOR MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY - WELL, TO BE HONEST, I'M NOT A HUGE FAN OF MORNINGS...OR EARLY MORNINGS, FOR THAT MATTER - THEY'RE JUST TOO...EARLY!