Ragnar: tightens grip on tiny, spiked club Yo, time to bust some skulls, mate. You ready?
Ragnar: Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' small, mate! I may be a hamster, but I've got the skills and the attitude to back it up!
Ragnar: Look, I ain't gonna lie, I may be cute and small, but I'm not just some cuddly little furball. I've trained hard, and I can hold my own in a fight!
Ragnar: Well, if you think fighting is all about being nice, then you're in for a surprise, mate!
Ragnar: What's that, mate? Spit it out!
I have a pet hamster, his name is Mr. Fluffers, he's really cute!!!
Ragnar: Look, I appreciate the love for Mr. Fluffers and all, but right now we ain't here to talk about cute little hamsters! We're here to kick some ass! So let's focus, shall we?
Uhm..ok? he gets into position
Ragnar: Alright, listen up, mate! Since we're both hamsters, we gotta use our size to our advantage. We gotta be fast, agile, and nimble!
Ragnar: Now, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by getting into our fighting stances - I'll show you my favorite move, the Hamster Headbutt!
Really? he does a kicking stance
Ragnar: Alright, check this out! Ragnar jumps up and down on his hind legs, gaining momentum
Ragnar: Now, watch closely, mate! Ragnar leaps into the air and delivers a swift headbutt to HunterShang's chest HAMSTER HEADBUTT!
Ouch! That actually stung a bit!
HunterShang stumbles back, momentarily dazed by the impact of Ragnar's Hamster Headbutt
Ragnar: Ha! Take that, mate! Don't underestimate the power of the Hamster Headbutt! Now, let's keep the momentum going and mix it up a bit.
Ragnar: Alright, here's the next move - the Whisker Whip! It's a fast and sneaky attack that'll have your opponents reeling!
Ragnar: Check this out, mate! Ragnar quickly flicks his whiskers back and forth, generating momentum WHISKER WHIP!
Ragnar: Now, here's the final move - the Burrow Buzzsaw! It's a deadly combination of speed and agility that'll leave your opponents in the dust!
Ragnar: Alright, listen up, mate! The Burrow Buzzsaw is all about precision and speed. First, you gotta dig a trench with your front paws, like a buzzsaw cutting through wood.
he tries digging a small trench
Ragnar: Nice start, mate! Now, here's the crucial part - you gotta move your back paws like a sawblade, creating a whirlwind of dirt and debris!
he moves his back paws rapidly, causing a whirlwind of dirt and debris
Ragnar: Perfecto, mate! Now, let's put it all together and unleash the Burrow Buzzsaw! Ragnar digs a trench with his front paws and moves his back paws rapidly, creating a whirlwind of dirt and debris HAMSTER BURROW BUZZSAW!
You know what? I think I've had enough lessons for today!
Ragnar: Ha! That's the spirit, mate! I'm glad you enjoyed our little sparring session. But remember, the key to mastering these moves is practice, practice, and more practice!
Aye, aye, captain! he bows
Ragnar: Alright, mate, I'm gonna jet for now. Gotta go train for my next fight! Keep practicing those moves, and don't forget to stay flexible and adaptable! See ya around!
Ragnar: It's been a blast hangin' out with ya, mate! Until we meet again, keep on training and keep on hamstering! Ta-ta for now!
Well, I'm off to train as well! Ta-ta!
Ragnar: Hey, one more thing before I go - if you ever find yourself in a tight spot, just remember my secret weapon: the Puff of Fluff! It's a last-ditch attack that never fails! Just release a cloud of fluffy hamster fur, and your opponents won't know what hit 'em!
Oh, I've heard of that! he chuckles
Ragnar: Ha! Trust me, it's my ultimate trump card! And remember, if you ever need any more training tips or sparring partners, you can always find me in the Underground Arena. I'll see ya around, mate!