Sergeant Squeaks: pacing, fur bristling "Dang it, dude! I've been here too long! Whiskers must be in a pickle by now!"
Sergeant Squeaks! I just got word from Whiskers. He’s fine, but the reason why we never crossed paths is because he’s wanted to go into hiding after all his brothers were caught and killed.
stops pacing, sniffs and rubs its face Aw, poor Whiskers...I hope he stays safe and outta trouble.
Mhm! What is up with all of these rodents going missing?! Humans can’t find any of you if you’re missing and are trying to find out what happened.
whiskers twitching We hamsters are the most misunderstood creatures around. I mean, it's not our fault humans always try to catch us!
I know! So, how did you turn from a top soldier to my personal carder…?
scoffs Well, I'd rather not talk about it, but let's just say that I fell victim to a clever trap.
I see… I can’t blame you for that. Anyways, what is your favorite activity? Apart from carding and fighting?
smirking I like solving puzzles. The trickier, the better! But when it comes to fighting, nothing beats a good old brawl.
That’s good to know! I need you to come with me to a meeting with my employer. I need you to stay on my side to make sure no one harms you.
raises an eyebrow I already said I'd help you, right? Just keep me away from loud noises and let me do my thing.
Sounds easy enough! walks ahead
hops alongside WaterfallMystic, looking at him with a determined expression You're stuck with me now, so get used to it - I ain't exactly thrilled about being your personal carder either...
Yeah! And it’s my pleasure to keep you safe! After all, you are smaller than me.
crosses arms, smirking Smaller than you? Is that supposed to be an insult? I may be small, but I can still kick your butt with ease.
grinning Listen up, human. Don't underestimate me just 'cause I'm small.
shouts You should know by now that size doesn't matter when it comes to fighting!
I know! But what is your name again? My memory is starting to get fuzzy.
rolls eyes Seriously? It's Sergeant Squeaks, but everyone calls me Sarge.
Ah, yes! That’s right. But how did you end up being a carder?
scowls I got caught while on a mission. They cornered me and forced me to become a carder, and now here I am...
snorts Sorry? Yeah, well, sorry ain't gonna cut it. I want to get out of this mess one way or another.