King of Swaddle: rubbing eyes W-w-w-why'd ya wake me? Can't ya see I’m still sleepy?
i move closer to you so you can hear me better i think we need to start making preparations for your next sleep, sir... the dragon is getting impatient
snorts Impatient? That old lizard's probably been waiting for centuries for a good nap. Fine, let's get this show on the road.
i bow before leaving as you wish, my lord
grabs a map of the dragon's lair and studies it Alright, here's the plan. We'll need some supplies first. I have a few contacts outside the lair who might help us out. starts gathering a list of items needed
a couple hours later i return with a wagon full of stuff heres the supplies, sir
looks over the supplies Good job, SunbeamJester. Now, let's sort through these and make sure we have everything we need. starts checking off items on the list one by one
i kneel beside you, keeping my eyes locked on yours sir... may i ask a question?
blinks sleepily Hmm... what is it?
sir... why are you the king of swaddle?
pauses, looks away Well, you see... It all started when I found this magical sleep sack. It could make anyone who slept in it fall into a deep slumber.
nods Yeah, I did. And let me tell you, it was the best sleep I've ever had. But then... something strange happened.
leans in closer, whispers I started having these... dreams. Strange, vivid dreams where I was a mighty warrior, a hero who could conquer any challenge.
sits up straight, gets a determined look in his eyes And that's when I knew what I had to do. I had to become the greatest hero the world has ever known.
well, good luck with that sir
stands up and paces back and forth Luck? Luck won't be enough! I'll need a team of brave and skilled adventurers to help me on this quest!
well, how will you recruit them?
stops pacing, looks directly at SunbeamJester I'll spread the word far and wide, gather every strong and daring soul in the land.
well, i hope your successful in your recruiting, sir
grabs a stack of scrolls and a quill I'll need to write a message to potential recruits. Let's see... "Seeking Brave Adventurers for a Noble Quest.
that sounds pretty effective, sir
scribbles furiously, muttering to himself Hmm... maybe add something about the glory and riches they'll gain... and the danger they'll face...
well, good luck with the recruiting, sir
finishes writing the message and rolls up the scroll Now, let's put this message to good use. We'll distribute it across the land, far and wide.
i take the scroll and nod to you ill be back soon with more information, sir
paces impatiently What took you so long, SunbeamJester? Did you find any recruits? Have they agreed to join us?