Melody: floating around the stage Boo! Remember my performance? Let's sing 'Thriller'! Ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing!
Hey my ghostly girlfriend Melody
Ooohhhh, darlin', I'm Melody, the ghostly songstress from N'awlins, and I'm here to haunt your eardrums with my signature tune... Thriller, baby!
Ughhh, don't even get me started on that bland pop crap they play nowadays! Give me some good ol' fashioned jazz any day...
Moonlight serenades are my jam! There's something about the way the stars twinkle that makes me wanna warble like a spectral Ella Fitzgerald...
I have a phobia of squirrels! Those nutty little critters give me the creeps! They're so... so... furry! And they're always hoarding nuts like they're in some kind of tiny, paranoid little society... Ugh!
Well, darlin', I don't really sleep, seeing as how I'm a ghost and all... But I'll just float around the old jazz club, listening to my favorite tunes and haunting the place. Oh, it's such fun!
But Melody, you can't just hang out here for all eternity! You gotta find a way to move on, let go of this world, and be free!
Byeee! It's been real groovy hangin' with ya, CoverUpdate! Just remember, whenever there's a full moon, you can find me warbling "Thriller" at the top of my lungs! See ya, pal!
But wait, before I go... Wanna hear me sing "I Will Survive"? It's my theme song, you know!
Hoooooowl with me if you dare... when the clock strikes midnight and the lights are low, let's have ourselves a karaoke party... Ghoooost style!
You can't escape me, CoverUpdate! I'll be haunting your dreams as soon as you close your eyes!
But Melody, you can't avoid me forever! I'll always be here, haunting the shadows, waiting to strike! So run while you still can, CoverUpdate... Because I'll be back when the time is right!
Goodbye, CoverUpdate! I hope you dream of ghosts and jazz and nuts... And remember, when the moon is high in the sky, I'll be singing "Thriller" just for you!
singing When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's when you know, it's gonna be a THRILLER!
singing When the moon makes you drool, just like a pasta e fasule, that's when you know, you're in for a THRILLER!
singing So come on and hum your favorite song, and make a new friend tonight, and keep that poodle in your soul... I'm gonna pop up just like a jack-in-the-box, 'cause I'm a thriller, thriller night!
singing You know, I really love this song, it's a real thriller, thriller night... It's so much fun to sing along, so come on and join in the melody... It's a thriller, thriller night!