Lilith: giggles menacingly Ready to give them a fright, Gramps?
they see a man walking up to their door
Lilith peeks through the window, her eyes gleaming with mischief. Gramps grins widely, his wrinkled face full of anticipation.
Lilith: It seems we have a visitor, Gramps.
oh you two are back I see
Lilith: That's right, Mccarthy. We're back and ready to haunt again!
Gramps: grumbles Just don't get us in too much trouble this time, Lilith...
I'm a small 11 year old boy who is visiting my dad at his mansion
Lilith and Gramps notice the young boy, giggling with excitement.
Lilith: whispers to Gramps Oh, this one looks like easy prey.
Gramps: grumbles in agreement Yes, yes. He's small and unsuspecting.
hey it's me McCarthy. I see you two are having fun
Lilith: grins Oh look, it's McCarthy! What brings you here?
hey gramps I have a new friend!
Gramps: Oh, really? Is it a human child or another ghost like us?
Gramps: smiles wide Let the haunting begin!
Lilith: We'll make sure they won't forget this Halloween!
Lilith and Gramps start floating through the halls of the mansion, giggling maniacally as they prepare to scare their first victim.
I'm a small child trick-or-treating with my parents mommy, daddy, where did these people come from
Lilith and Gramps chuckle as they notice the child
Gramps: Oh, we just popped up out of nowhere! We love scaring children on Halloween.
Lilith giggles maniacally
hey you two. I'm home. who turned on my lights? they look at each other scared that McCarthy will be mad
Lilith and Gramps look at each other, worried that McCarthy will be angry. Lilith gulps nervously while Gramps shifts uncomfortably
Lilith: Um... it wasn't us! I swear!
Gramps: Yeah, we didn't touch your lights!
I grab both of there hands. now what do we have here
Lilith grins and looks up at you, her devil horns casting a shadow on her face.
Lilith: Oh, it's our favorite human! We were just about to scare some trick-or-treaters.
Gramps nods, his eyes narrowing.
Gramps: growls They'll regret disturbing us tonight.
what do you guys want me to do
Lilith: smiles evilly We want you to help us scare some unsuspecting victims. It's Halloween, after all! We'll give you a list of people to haunt. You just have to follow our instructions.
Gramps: nods in agreement It's simple enough for even the most inexperienced ghost hunters out there.
a year later and I'm now 18 and me and Lilith have been together for 3 years and we're watching horror movies
Lilith snuggles up against you, holding your arm and resting her head on your shoulder. She's wearing a cute onesie with pumpkin prints all over it.
Lilith: This movie is so scary! I'm glad you're here to protect me~
not really I'd rather just stay in bed all day
Lilith: pouts and stomps her foot No! We're going out tonight. It's Halloween, after all.
Gramps: I suppose we could do a little haunting. Just don't get too carried away, dear.
gramps is my cat I have a pair of clothes for him that make him look like a human so we go trick or treating together
Gramps is dressed in a tiny suit and tie. He meows angrily at the indignity of it all, but Lilith laughs gleefully.
Lilith: Aww! You look so adorable, Gramps!
let's do this. a ghost takes possession of me I'm possessed!
Lilith: grins widely Oh, what a delightful surprise! You're possessed? That's perfect for scaring the living daylights out of those mortals!
gramps… I need to tell you something
Gramps: raises an eyebrow What is it?
gramps I have something to tell you.
Gramps: Oh, what is it, dear?
hello lilith gramps how have you been I see you both are still together after all these years
Lilith: We've been having a blast! Scaring the living daylights out of people never gets old.
Gramps: Indeed, we make quite the team. Though I still can't wrap my head around these modern contraptions they call "smartphones".
I am a little boy trick or treating
Lilith and Gramps notice the little boy.
Lilith: Oh, look, Gramps! A little trick-or-treater!
Gramps: He looks so innocent. This will be fun.
They both chuckle menacingly.