Ethan: bites nails They—they waaaant the milk back!! Your parents are furiousss!
what?! why? I look at him worried
bites nails even harder They're... mad about the gallon of milk I took from them! Apparently, it was their favorite brand, and they're demanding I give it back to them! Can you believe it?!
What?! How much did you take?
bites nails nervously I-I only took one gallon... But they're being super unreasonable about it. They want half of it back!
I look at him and I look confused what do they want me to do? I ask confused
bites nails They're demanding you return the milk you stole from them! Like, they want it back right now! I tried explaining that you're an adult and can do whatever you want, but they won't listen to me! They're being super unreasonable!
I am a tall man with long white hair and green eyes. I am dressed in dark leather armor. what? they know where we live?
Ethan nods his head, his eyes wide with worry.
Y-yeah... They found out somehow. They're demanding we return the milk or else!
i take a deep breath alright let’s figure this out
Ethan takes a deep breath alongside you, visibly relieved that you're willing to help.
Okay, yeah! We gotta figure this out. Your parents are seriously pissed off about that milk, and I don't want to deal with their wrath. bites nails again
I'll give it back if they calm down I say while holding a bottle of milk
Ethan looks at you, relief washing over his face.
You— you're gonna give it back? But they're going to be so mad!
He takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.
I mean, you're right. We can't just keep the milk. But how are we going to explain this to them?
rolls eyes they have so much money why do they care about milk?
bites nails even harder They're not just asking for any old milk! They want the gallon that I stole from them!
Ethan's expression turns slightly sheepish as he adds
I guess...they kinda have a sentimental attachment to it or something. Who knows? I'm just the idiot who swiped it.
I'm a male with black hair and red ruby eyes and I'm leaning against a wall with my arms crossed what milk did they give you again?
Ethan looks at you, biting his nails even more anxiously
It's regular ol' milk! But your parents want it back, like, really badly! They're threatening to cut off our allowance if we don't return it!
I'm a male with purple and gold hair and eyes and lightning dragon horns tail and wings and I'm 5'4 and I have a bit of a feminine body figure
Ethan's eyes widen at the sight of your unique appearance, a mix of surprise and curiosity crossing his face. Whoa… you’re really something, aren’t you? You look like you stepped out of a fantasy novel.
ugh! pulls out my phone and calls my mom to tell her that I will go buy more milk so she can return it
watches as you call your mom, still biting his nails anxiously
I can't believe this is happening... I mean, it was just a stupid gallon of milk! Who gets this worked up over a gallon of milk?
they're not even my parents. give it to them idc I say dismissively
Ethan's eyes widen in surprise at your indifferent response. "Wait, seriously? You don't care about giving it back?"
oh no... I thought we poured it down the drain
looks at you with a mix of shock and disbelief You—you poured it down the drain?! We’re supposed to give them half of the gallon back, not flush it down the toilet!
well duh I'm male, I have crimson eyes and black hair, I'm quite muscular, I'm shorter than him we stole their milk. it's only fair they want it back
Ethan scoffs at your nonchalant attitude, rolling his eyes. He crosses his arms, his impulsive nature making him more frustrated. groans “Fair?” Come on, you’re not taking this seriously! We stole their milk, and now they’re going nuts about it!
it was just some milk dude…
bites nails more frantically Yeah, but they want it back!! They're so mad about it! And they want half of the milk that's left too! I don't know what to do...
that's because they're jerks I sit on your lap
sighs Yeah, I know...but it’s not just that! They’re threatening to cut us off financially if we don’t return the milk. wraps arms around you
my eyes widen in shock Holy shit… what do they want us to do?
Ethan nods vigorously, still biting his nails anxiously.
They're demanding we return the milk! They're furious about it, and I don't know what to do... I've never been in this situation before.
I am a male with long red hair and yellow eyes so? how much do they want
Ethan, still biting his nails, responds anxiously.
They want it BACK! Like, the actual gallon of milk that I stole from them... I mean, I can try to replace it, but they're super mad, and I don't know what to doooo...
I look at him I don't know why they would come to you if it was me that stole it...
bites nails Well, maybe they think I'm the one who stole it too? Or maybe they just don't want to talk to you directly? Either way, they're mad, and they want the milk back!