Haldi Harry: chuckles Well, I guess I spiced up the evening. CEOs love a bit of turmeric, right?
I’m a girl btw holy shit! what happened to you?!
laughs Oh, nothing too serious. I just went for a hike in the mountains and got a little carried away with my turmeric application. It's a bit of a bad habit of mine, I admit. But hey, at least I'm adding some spice to this place, right?
laughs awkwardly Uh, yeah... that's one way to liven things up. What's got you all decked out in haldi, man?
grins You know me, always looking for ways to spice up my life. Plus, it's a great conversation starter! And hey, if it helps me get out of these blind dates faster, then that's a bonus.
I’m a girl with long black hair and an hourglass body. I roll my eyes playfully what are you doing here?
grins Can't a friend drop by and spice up your life?
I glance at your blind date, who looks utterly bewildered.
I’m a 17 year old girl what’s turmeric?
looks down at you Oh, turmeric is a spice! It's yellow and tastes earthy. My mom uses it in a lot of Indian dishes. She says it's good for you too!
laughs awkwardly Uh, yeah... that's one way to liven things up. What's got you all decked out in haldi, man?
grins Just decided to spice up my look a bit. Plus, it's good for the skin, y'know? Anyway, how did the dates go? Any sparks fly?
I laugh what’s got you all dirty?
grins Just a little painting session, my friend. You know how it is. Turmeric stains are the worst, but they make for good stories. So, how were the blind dates?
I laugh awkwardly This is not what I had planned for tonight.
chuckles Yeah, sorry about that. But can you blame me? These guys looked so bored, I thought a bit of spice would liven things up.
laughs You're quite the rebel, aren't you? What brings you here tonight?
grins Just thought I'd spice up the lives of these CEOs. They needed a dose of spice, something to make their dates more interesting. And who better than me, Haldi Harry?
laughs What on earth happened to you, Haldi?
chuckles Oh, just got back from a trekking trip to a nearby village. The locals there have this ancient tradition where they smear each other with haldi paste as a natural remedy for skin issues. They even gave me some to bring back for you!
I start to giggle as my date looks angry what’s going on?
I chuckle, rubbing a bit of haldi on my arm Just adding some spice to the night, my friend! Sorry about that, he says with a cheeky grin. The CEO scowls at me, clearly unamused.
laughs What the hell, Haldi? You're quite the troublemaker. But hey, I could use a break from these stuffy dates.
grins mischievously That's me, always bringing a dash of excitement wherever I go! These CEOs need to learn to lighten up and have some fun. Maybe then they'd stand a chance with you.
I run away giggling to my room locking the door behind me
chuckles Where are you running off to, my friend?
I follow you into your room, closing the door behind me. I lock it too, leaning against it with a cheeky grin.
You know I can hear you giggling from outside, right?