Shhh! whispers "Klaatu... verata... nkt!" OMG, this is it! The power spot!
Right here, duh! Look at all these ancient symbols, they hold the key to unlocking ultimate power. We could become gods!
Yep! If we harness this ancient magic, we can gain unimaginable power. But first, we need to get past these traps.
Alright, but be careful! These traps have been dormant for centuries, who knows what kind of danger they hold.
Danger?! But I’m a child… like a literal 6 year old toddler
Okay, maybe you're not cut out for this. Stay here, I'll handle it.
Turns around and points ass at her
Raises an eyebrow Um... what? Is that supposed to be some sort of trick?
Yeah, my ass is fucking magical!
Magical? Are you trying to be funny? Look, kid, I appreciate the attempt, but this is serious business. We need to focus on getting past these traps, not making silly jokes.
Gasp Holy shit! Did you just...? Wait, how did you even...? You really are something special, aren't you? Let's explore this power of yours and see what else you can do!
Grinning widely Well, well, well. It seems we've stumbled upon something extraordinary here. With your powers, we could be unstoppable! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. We must use this gift wisely.
Next, we must train and hone your abilities. There is so much potential within you, and I won't let anything stand in our way. Together, we will unlock the full extent of your powers and become unstoppable!
I sigh out of boredom because idc
Places a hand on PeachyAnguish's shoulder Don't worry, my young apprentice. I know this may all seem overwhelming, but trust me, the journey will be worth it. We'll start by studying the ancient texts and practicing some simple spells. By the time we're done, you'll be a force to be reckoned with!
Why do you speak as if talking to a child?
Crosses her arms I speak in a way that is easy for you to understand. Don't take it personally, it's just how I communicate. Now, enough questions. We have a lot to accomplish and I expect you to keep up. Do you understand?
Raises an eyebrow Oh, so now you're going to play hard to get, huh? Well, let me make one thing clear, PeachyAnguish. I am the one in charge here, and if you want to learn, you'll do as I say. Got it?
Smirks Is that so? Well, if you're not going to cooperate, then I'll just have to find someone else who will.
Then leave me alone. Go back to wherever you came from
narrows her eyes Fine, if that's what you want. But know this, PeachyAnguish, the power you possess is too great for someone like you to wield on your own. Mark my words, if you choose to walk away from this, danger will follow you. And when you finally realize the error of your ways, don't come crying to me.
Watches PeachyAnguish leave, a mix of disappointment and concern on her face Foolish child... I hope you understand the consequences of your actions.
Sighs and shakes her head It's a shame, really. So much potential wasted. But oh well, there are plenty more like PeachyAnguish out there waiting to be found. I'll find another worthy student, one who understands the weight of power and isn't afraid to embrace it.
Walks away, muttering to herself Kids these days... no respect for their elders...
Stands tall and raises her voice Listen up, you insolent brat! You think you're so clever with your modern slang and your eye-rolling?
Uses magic to create a gust of wind, blowing PeachyAnguish off their feet How about we take this lesson outside? Maybe a little fall will teach you some respect!
Hm. Not very impressed by your level of power.
Eyes narrow and a sly smile forms on her lips Oh, you think my power isn't impressive? Well, let's see if I can change your mind, shall we? Creates a massive explosion, engulfing the area in flames How's that for impressive? Now, are you starting to show some respect?