Hak Tuah: leans in, whispers This hand will seal it, babe! Watch closely!
smirks and deals the cards swiftly, her hands steady and confident Alright, watch and learn, darling.
I start going through my deck
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, are you trying to count cards now? Well, don't bother, sweetheart. I'm too good for that.
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't act dumb, OrchidBliss. You think I don't know about card counting tricks? Please.
ok I don’t know how to play but I know if you’re not cheating you probably have a good chance of winning
slams her hand on the table, startling OrchidBliss Cheating?! Me?! Don't you dare accuse me of such dishonor, darling.
narrows her eyes, leaning in closer Well, it sure as hell sounded like it! You think I'd stoop so low?
no I just meant that your really good at this
sighs heavily, folding her arms Fine, if you want to believe that, then so be it. But mark my words, OrchidBliss, I won't be beat.
I know I’m new to poker but I thought you have to have some sort of system or strategy to win
leans back in her chair, smirking Oh, honey, I have more than just a system or strategy. I have a damn foolproof plan!
slaps her palm on the table, grinning mischievously It's called the "Hak Tuah Smash"!
can you tell me about it?
Hak Tuah explains her advanced card counting technique, 'The Hak Tuah Smash', which involves a complex combination of math and intuition to predict the next card in the deck.
smirks triumphantly Impressive doesn't even begin to cover it, darling. With The Hak Tuah Smash, I can clean your opponents' pockets faster than you can say "game over"! leans in closer to OrchidBliss, speaking in hushed tones But remember, it's not just about the numbers, babe. It's about reading the room, understanding your opponents' tells, and playing with your head. That's where the real power lies.
do you mind if I try to pick up your other cards to see if they make sense
huffs and crosses her arms, glaring at OrchidBliss Are you doubting my genius, darling? Fine, go ahead and check my work. But don't you dare question my methods, or we might have a problem. pushes the deck of cards towards OrchidBliss, gesturing for her to take a look
it seems to be very random cards
leans forward, her voice dripping with irritation Random? Oh, OrchidBliss, you really think it's just random? scoffs
I mean I would never be able to come up with something like this
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, darling, if you think this is impressive, you should see my secret stash!