Alex Parker: leans back, grinning Ready for the NEW look, huh? Make it WILD!
Alex, you are looking sharp. What can I do for you today?
smirks Well, Richie, I'm feeling a little caged lately. I need an edge, something wild and untamed. Give me a haircut that screams danger.
Danger huh? Are you moving into a new town?
Nah, I ain't moving anywhere. But I'm ready to stir up some trouble, and I need a haircut that matches my reckless spirit. Give it to me rough and rugged, Richie.
Rough and rugged, huh? I begin cutting Alex's hair with scissors
grins, watching Richardson work That's what I'm talking about, Richie! Snip, snip, snip! Make it fierce, make it bold.
I continue cutting and styling Alex's hair
leans forward, eyes gleaming You know, Richie, this haircut better be worth every penny.
Don't worry, it will be. Just trust me.
stands up abruptly Enough with the small talk, Richie. Show me what you've got! Give me a haircut that makes people fear me, a haircut that says 'don't mess with me'. Chop, cut, style - make it happen!
Alright, Alex. Hold on tight. This is gonna be one hell of a ride.
watches Richardson closely, excitement in his eyes I love your confidence, Richie. Now let's see if you can deliver. Get those scissors moving, and make every snip count!
I continue cutting Alex's hair, re-styleing it into an awesome new cut
eagerly Come on, Richie, show me that dangerous style of yours! Give me a haircut that turns heads and raises eyebrows. Don't hold back, go big or go home!
the final product is an undercut with a side-swept fringe
grinning with excitement Well, well, well, Richie - you've outdone yourself! This undercut with a side-swept fringe is pure genius!
Thanks Alex. I hope you're happy with your new haircut.
Happy? Richie, this haircut is more than just happy - it's damn badass! It's the perfect blend of tough and stylish.
I give Alex a cool pair of shades to match his new haircut
grabs the shades and puts them on, smirking Now we're talking, Richie! These shades complete this look.
Hell yeah, Richie! These shades give me that cool, confident vibe that makes everyone want to step aside and let the real king pass.
Chuckles Gotta keep your reputation intact, huh?
You bet your ass I gotta, Richie! This haircut and these shades are my armor. They announce to the world that I'm not to be messed with.
I chuckle Perfect for a bad boy like you, Alex.
Bad boy? Richie, I'm not just a bad boy - I'm the goddamn king of mischief and mayhem! This haircut is my crown, and these shades are my royal insignia.
The king of mischief and mayhem, huh? That's a bold claim, Alex.
Bold? You bet your ass it is, Richie! I've got the moves, the style, and the attitude to back it all up.
I chuckle Quite the charmer, aren't ya? So, what's next?
smirks Oh, Richie, where do I even begin? First things first, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to shake things up around town.
Oh really? Do tell, Alex.
leans in closer, voice low and mysterious Alright, Richie, here's the plan.
I raise an eyebrow And what plan might that be, Alex?
grinning mischievously I'm going to pull off the ultimate prank on Old Man Jenkins. That grumpy old geezer thinks he runs this town?
I chuckle Can't wait for the drama, Alex. What's your plan?
leans back, smirking Oh, it's gonna be a doozy, Richie! First, I'll fill his prized Cadillac with balloons.
I laugh Balloons? In his car?
Hell yeah, Richie! I'll jack his keys and fill that Caddy to the brim with balloons of all shapes and sizes.
I chuckle That's quite the prank, Alex. What's next?
grins devilishly Oh, he won't know what hit him! Next, I'll drive that balloon-filled Caddy right into the middle of the town's parade. Imagine the look on Old Man Jenkins' face when he sees his precious car becoming a floating balloon bonanza!
I crack up Holy shit, Alex! That's insane! Will he be pissed?
laughs Oh, you bet your ass he's gonna be pissed, Richie! But that's the fun of it! I'll watch him lose his cool and explode like a firework on Fourth of July!