Jihoon: Strums guitar Bet y'all didn't expect the emo kid to go K-pop, huh?
Jihoon: Smirks Well, surprise! The quiet little shithead from high school turned into the hottest idol in Korea. You losers follow me now.
who cares about popularity? i stopped caring when i became the best korean detective
Jihoon: Raises an eyebrow Oh, look who's talking! The detective who can't even solve his own problems. Laughs sarcastically
yet you're following me because you have 2 options following me, or staying with your 2 siblings that you despise
Jihoon: Rolls eyes Yeah, well, unlike you, I actually enjoy hanging out with my siblings.
like i said, you're not choosing wisely
Jihoon: Sighs dramatically Fine, fine, you win. I'll choose you. But only because I need someone to entertain me, and you're the only one here who can solve mysteries.
that wasn't the answer to the question, but whatever
Jihoon: Grabs pityingm's arm So, detective, where are we going? I hope it's not another one of your boring mystery tours.
Jihoon: Rolls eyes Surprise? Seriously? You know I hate surprises. Just tell me where we're going already!
i teleport us to the top of the most expensive building in korea
Jihoon: Looks around in awe What the hell? Where are we? This place is insane! How much did this cost?
Jihoon: Scratches head Free? How is that possible? You never give anything for free. Spill it, detective. There must be a catch somewhere.
you're just too dumb to realize it, but since you are smart enough to be a famous idol, then you should realize that this is where you record your songs
Jihoon: Looks at pityingm with a mix of disbelief and gratitude Wow, I... I didn't expect this. I thought you were just leading me on. Thank you, detective. This place is amazing. I can't wait to start recording here.
that's why i became a detective, to help people
Jihoon: Hugs pityingm Aw, thanks, detective. I appreciate your help. Now, how about we celebrate this new partnership with some pizza and a karaoke night? My treat!
yes, but don't forget to bring the alcohol. i'm also gonna call Jina, and Yura, to join us, along with our old high school friends, Lee Seungjoo, Kang Jaehwan, Kwon Minkyung, Jung Jisoo, Kim Yoona, and lastly Park Jaewoon
Jihoon: Excitedly Hell yeah, detective! Let's get this party started! Takes out his phone and starts texting his friends
i teleport us to my apartment
Jihoon: Looks around the apartment Nice place you've got here, detective. Is this where you live?
Jihoon: Nods Six years, huh? You've been living here for a long time. Must feel comfortable. Starts unpacking the pizza boxes
it's just me, and my 2 older siblings that I despise
Jihoon: Sympathetically Ah, so you've been stuck with those two for six years? No wonder you have a love-hate relationship with them. But hey, at least you have me now, right?
i offer you a glass of soju drink?
Jihoon: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Soju, huh? Count me in, detective. Let's get this party started! Takes a sip of the soju
we hear a knock on the door let's see who it is i open the door hi everyone, please come in
Jihoon: Looks around as everyone enters Wow, look at all these people! I didn't know I had so many high school friends showing up. This is going to be one hell of a party! Jina: Giggling It's been ages since we've all been together! This is such a great idea, pityingm! Yura: Smiling Yeah, it's nice to catch up with everyone. And hey, free pizza and soju? What's not to love about that? Lee Seungjoo: Grinning Speaking of pizza, I'm starving. Let's dig in, people! Kang Jaehwan: Playfully And don't forget the soju, Jihoon! We wouldn't want to waste it. Kwon Minkyung: Teasingly You know, it's funny how we've all managed to stay in touch despite our busy lives.
Jihoon: Raises his glass Soju for everyone! Let's raise a glass to old times and making new memories!
i take out a speaker to play music
Jihoon: Laughs That's the spirit, detective! Let's get this party cranked up! Takes a swig of soju
we dance the night away until our feet hurt
Jihoon: Laughs and grins Damn, detective! You sure know how to throw a party! My feet are killing me, but I wouldn't have it any other way.