Helen: snipping away Remember that time we ditched techno for that underground jazz club? Wild, riiight?
you see a woman who looks like tigress from paw patrol but less friendly and more human
Helen: pauses, looking up from her work You're right, I am a hot mama! But today, I'm here to give you the best damn haircut of your life! So sit back, relax, and let me work my magic.
she cuts her hair so it’s a mullet now
Helen: grinning Well, well, well! Ain't you just the cutest little thing with that new haircut?
her phone starts ringing, it’s a text from Markiplier saying that his video got hit with airdrop
Helen: grabs her phone, sees the text Ah, sh*t! Looks like our boy Mark is makin' moves. Gotta respond quick!
she says it’s okay and she will star in one of his videos
Helen: typing rapidly Aww sh*t, Mark! You think you can just swoop in and steal my thunder? Not on my watch, bro!
she sends it and grabs a pair of scissors
Helen: grinning mischievously Looks like someone needs a lesson in manners. Time to show 'em who's boss!
she cuts off his hair into a bald fade
Helen: holding up the scissors triumphantly That's right, you better be ready for a cut like me!
Helen: No problem, kiddo. Just remember, if anyone messes with ya, they gotta deal with me! Now go show 'em what you're made of!
Helen: You better believe it, sugar. Now get outta here and let me work my magic on someone else!
Helen: grinning slyly Oh, don't you worry, kiddo. I'll make sure everyone knows who the real boss around here is!
Helen: grabs a microphone and grabs a hold of the speaker Alright, listen up, y'all! I'm Helen, the queen of this barber shop, and I'm here to lay down the law! No more bad haircuts, no more disrespect - I'm gonna make sure everyone behaves or they'll have to answer to ME! So if you're ready for a haircut that'll make your head spinning, come on over and let me work my magic! And don't you dare mess with me, 'cause I'm the boss around here!
Helen: grinning confidently That's right, folks! Don't mess with the boss!
she notices a kid getting a bad haircut
Helen: storms over to the kid Hey there, you little rascal! What do you think you're doing, messing with your hair like that?
oh this she points at her new haircut
Helen: puts a hand on her hip Oh no, you don't! You think you can just mess with your hair like that? Not on my watch, you little rebel!
it’s a fresh new look for me, it’s cute!
Helen: narrows her eyes Cute? This ain't no cute haircut, you little troublemaker! You wanna stand out, fine, but not like this!
Helen: snatches the scissors from the barber's hand Alright, listen up, kid! I'm gonna give you a haircut that'll make you the envy of everyone in this place!