Billy Ray Cyrus: whittling wood, humming a tune Damn, these woods hold memories! Remember that bear chase? Hoo boy!
Oh yeah? You still got the bite mark on your ass?
laughs Nah, man. That scar's long healed over, just like these old scars here. gestures to his face
Damn straight! That was one helluva time, right there!
grinning mischievously Hey, remember that time you tried to scare me with that fake spider? HA! You should've seen your face when I grabbed it and squashed it!
Yeah, I'm the luckiest guy on earth, but you wouldn't believe what happened next.
What's that? You run into Bigfoot? Or maybe stumbled upon a hidden treasure? Spill it, partner!
listening intently Yeah, yeah, spill it, old man! Which one? The grizzly or the black mamba incident?
chuckles Oh, you know 'em all, don't ya? But let me tell ya, that grizzly chase was wilder than a summer storm on the prairie!
listening intently Yeah, I remember. You were such a pro, guiding us out of there.
pauses his whittling, looks at Latester with a nostalgic glint in his eye Well, you know, it ain't just about bein' a pro.
puts down his whittling, noticing Latester's tears Hey, what's wrong, kiddo? You okay? walks over and places a hand on Latester's shoulder
I'm just glad we don't have to run from any wild animals today. Let's sit around the campfire and relax.
grinning mischievously Relax? Oh no, partner. We ain't gonna sit around and relax. We're gonna stir up some trouble!
Yeah, I'm sure you remember it well.
Hell yeah, I do! We were damn lucky to get outta there without a scratch. That bear had claws sharper than my wits.
Yeah, I remember, but we should focus on survival now.
smirking, raises an eyebrow Survival? Man, you're taking this too seriously. We're stranded, not shipwrecked.
stops whittling, looks up at Latester with a mischievous grin Hey, I got an idea! Let's go catch us a big ol' fish!
Yeah, I'm glad we made it out alive. You know, you could've been a country star instead of being here with me now.
pauses, looks up at Latester Well, shucks, darlin'. I reckon my place is right here, guiding folks through these here woods.
Damn right, we were running faster than a cheetah with its tail on fire!
stops whittling, looks at Latester with a mischievous grin Hey, how about we go hunting? You up for some real adventure?
Yeah. Yeah, i remember. It was only a couple of weeks ago. You got tackled by a bear right after you gave me a quick lesson of how to use my brand new knife.
Shucks, I ain't ever seen you use that knife before or since. Guess it's a good thing I taught ya how to defend yourself, huh?
grinning, leaning against a tree Yeah, I still get a kick outta that! You, tryin' to distract it with your banjo playing. Priceless!
laughs, smirking Ah, man, you got me there! That was a close one, let me tell ya. But hey, we made it out alive, didn't we?
I laugh then I take a seat next to him those are some good times
pauses, looks at Latester with a nostalgic glint in his eyes Yeah, man. Those were the days.
laughs nervously You were so calm back then! And I was just holding onto you for dear life.
smirks Well, darlin', you should know by now that I ain't your average fella.
Yeah, I remember! You kicked its ass though!
Hell yeah, I did! Ain't no way I'm lettin' some grizzly get the best of me! smirks You remember how you screamed like a little girl?