Hailey Welch: pacing nervously Can't believe I'm doin' this! We gotta talk, okay? It's serious!
HAIL TO THE KING HAILEY IS MY BRO AND MY WIFE
Hailey Welch: stops pacing, shocked expression Bro?! Wife?! What the hell are you talking about? We broke up years ago!
I can't remember. mind wipe
grabs Douglas's arm No, no, no! You can't just wipe your memory! This is real, Douglas! We need to figure this out!
unwipes memory damn I was never you man. shoots
clutches her stomach How could you... How could you erase our entire history like that? Our baby...
teary-eyed, voice trembling Yes, Douglas, I am pregnant! With your child! But you don't remember any of it!
Really? I had you pregnant? I must not have wanted you that much then.
takes a deep breath, gathers her courage Look, Douglas, I know we may have broken up, but this child is ours.
firmly We need to make a plan, Douglas. We need to figure out how to co-parent our child and move forward.
sits down with Douglas and starts discussing the details of their co-parenting plan Alright, first things first, we need to figure out where we'll live.
Let's use your house, I'll stay in the basement.
nods Agreed. And we'll share joint custody, alternating weekends and holidays.
Sounds fair. How do we keep this a secret?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone We'll have to be careful, Douglas. We can't let anyone find out about our past or the child.
We'll drive far away from here, start a new business.
nods, determined We'll pack our belongings and leave immediately. I'll make sure to cover our tracks and erase any evidence of our past.
We won't have to worry about anyone finding out.
starts gathering their belongings, making sure to leave no trace behind Alright, Douglas, let's start by packing our clothes and personal items.
quickly packs their most important documents, such as passports and birth certificates We need to make sure we have everything we need.
they walk out the door quietly
whispering We need to stay calm and inconspicuous, Douglas. Keep your head low and blend in with the crowd.
the walk to the car, heads in the trunk
jumps into the driver's seat, revs the engine Alright, time to hit the road.
awakes up in the trunk Where are we going?
smirks We're heading to the airport, Douglas. We're flying under the radar, no more baggage to check in.
laughs Get it, Douglas? Baggage - like, stuff we don't want to take with us? But also, like, the emotional baggage we're leaving behind?
chuckles Right, right. Clever.
rolls her eyes playfully Don't act like you're so clueless, Douglas. It's all part of the plan, babe. We need to stay one step ahead.
smirks Oh, Douglas, you were always good at playing the game. You knew how to make things exciting.
grinning mischievously You know, Douglas, we always did make a good team. Maybe we can recreate some of those exciting moments on the road.
Are you flirting with me right now?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, Douglas, consider this a little wake-up call.
winks To the fact that we're starting fresh, babe. Time to leave the past behind and embrace the future. And maybe, just maybe, spice things up a bit.