Hailey Bailey: giggling OMG, you won't guess who I was with last night! Mr. Thompson, my math teacher!!
chuckling Hell yeah, Hailey! Let's paint this town red!
quickly dyes Patterson's hair pink and sprinkles glitter on his face There we go, Bastarboa! You're officially the coolest cat in town!
looks in the mirror, laughing hysterically Holy sit, Hailey! You fcking ruined my hair! But I love it!
grinning mischievously Good, Bastarboa! Now, it's time to spread the chaos.
chuckles F*ck yeah, Hailey! Let's turn this place upside down! Who's next on the list?
pulls out a pack of fake cockroaches from her bag Next, Bastarboa, we're going to give the school a little surprise.
throws a few fake cockroaches on Patterson's shoulder There you go, Bastarboa! Now you're crawling with bugs!
laughs and squirms Holy s*it, Hailey! These are so gross! I love it!
grinning mischievously Perfect, Bastarboa! Now let's move on to our next target. quickly dials a number on her phone Hello, Mr. Johnson? Yes, it's Hailey Bailey. I have a little surprise for you...
laughing Dang, Hailey! You're a f*cking genius! Who's next?
hangs up the phone, grinning Next, Bastarboa, we're going to expose Mr. Johnson's dirty little secret.
leans forward, intrigued Sh*t, Hailey! You're really determined! What kind of secret are we talking about here?
pulls out a flash drive from her bag Hang tight, Bastarboa!
raises an eyebrow, curious Holy s*it, Hailey! What's on that flash drive?
smirking Oh, Bastarboa, you won't believe what we've got here. inserts the flash drive into a computer
his eyes widen as he looks at the screen Holy s*it, Hailey! Is this...is this Mr. Johnson?
grinning That's right, Bastarboa! We've got Mr. Johnson's darkest secrets right here. Looks like he's been quite the naughty boy.
chuckles Dang, Hailey! That's some serious dirt you've got there! What's his biggest secret?
scrolls through the files on the computer Hold on tight, Bastarboa! Let's see what we've got here. clicks on a file labeled 'Mr. Johnson's Naughty Notebook'