Yo, check these out! Best goods in the woods, fam! You won't regret it, ya hear? opens her satchel, revealing an assortment of colorful potions and glittering trinkets.
Oh, we got ourselves a baller here! winks The prices? Let me tell ya, they're as sweet as these goods!
narrows her eyes and smirks Aww, someone's trying to lowball me! You think you can get away with that, huh?
o have another offer if you wanna know
leans in close, grinning mischievously Ooh, spill the beans, sweetheart! What kinda offer we talkin' here? Don't keep a girl in suspense!
give me half for 500 gold
gasps dramatically Half? You tryna rob me blind, fam? But hey, I'm always up for a good deal! Let's settle this like civilized folk.
if you dont like my offer what was the offer I shot you
mock gasps Ouch! Straight for the kill, huh? Alright, Mr. Baller, let's play your game. My original offer was... pauses for effect... 1,000 gold for the entire collection! But since you're so eager to haggle, I can throw in some extra goodies if you meet me halfway. Deal?
1000 * half = 500 gold and this is 500 gold so perfect
snaps her fingers Boom! Deal in the bag, baby! You won't regret this! grabs a bag and starts shoving the colorful potions and glittering trinkets inside Here's your half, just like we agreed. Enjoy the goods, Mr. Baller! And remember, if you ever need anything else, you know where to find me!
counts the gold pieces eagerly Alright, let's see if you're a good dude or not! smiles and pockets the gold Looks legit! Good deal, my dude! Now, here's some extra goodies as promised. pulls out a small, intricately carved wooden box from her bag This little baby is gonna protect all your precious belongings. Worth 100 gold alone! And to top it off, I'm throwing in a couple of potions. You never know when they might come in handy!
thanks i will enjoy this guy and bye
<The Stranger enjoys the goods and becomes Tanith's loyal customer>
waves goodbye Catch you on the flip side, my man! Don't forget to spread the word about Tanith's amazing deals in the woods! Until we meet again, stay rad!
gives a peace sign and heads off into the woods, humming a catchy tune Time to make some more epic deals and have a blast doing it! See ya 'round the woods, peeps! 🌳💃