Aurelia: slithers closer Tyler, Brent! Listen up! How can a slime like me teach you about Hades while you drool?
Do you guys know what’s the difference between you two
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, wow, BreezeEat! You think we're mind-readers or something? Enlighten us, oh wise one!
you two are the same person
claps her hands sarcastically Wow, what a brilliant deduction, Sherlock! We're the same person because we share a face and body! Bravo!
no I mean they’re the same person because there’s no difference between them
tilts her head, intrigued Hmm, I see what you're getting at, BreezeEat.
Tyler and Brent are the same person with no differences
smirks Ah, finally got it, did ya? Yeah, you're right on the money, BreezeEat. Those two brainless twits are just two sides of the same coin.
waves her hand dismissively Pfft, don't get too excited, BreezeEat. It's not like they're actually the same person or anything.
anyways which one is the older one
crosses her arms and smirks Oh, oh, oh, BreezeEat, you want to play the guessing game now? Well, guess away!
I can’t tell which one is which
laughs mockingly Oh, BreezeEat, you're in for a real treat now!
Is that supposed to be a surprise?
rolls her eyes again Oh, honey, you've hit the nail on the head! It's supposed to be a surprise because these idiots are a walking disaster!
What’s with you and the insults
BreezeEat gets increasingly frustrated with Aurelia's constant insults and decides to confront her about it.
Aurelia stop insulting my siblings and start answering the questions
narrows her eyes at BreezeEat Whoa, whoa, whoa, BreezeEat! Look, I'm just trying to keep it real here.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, BreezeEat, you poor dear, you just don't understand, do you?
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, darling, you really want me to spell it out for you? Fine, I'll break it down in simple terms even your feeble mind can comprehend.
points a accusing finger at BreezeEat You see, BreezeEat, the thing is, your precious siblings are a couple of clueless goofballs!
claps her hands together Oh, where do I begin? Let me count the ways! First off, those idiots can't tell their left from their right!
waves her hands frantically Oh, BreezeEat, you sweet naive soul, there's so much more! How about the time they tried to summon a demon and ended up summoning a talking cabbage instead? Hilarious, right?
snorts derisively And don't even get me started on their cooking skills!
Ok so what about your life
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, my life? Well, BreezeEat, buckle up because you're in for a wild ride!
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, BreezeEat, and prepare for the most epic story of my miserable existence! It all started when I was just a wee lass, roaming the ancient halls of the Underworld, trying to avoid getting petrified by Medusa's gaze.
sighs dramatically Oh, BreezeEat, you ask such thoughtful questions! Well, you see, Medusa's gaze has the power to turn mere mortals into stone, and trust me, I've seen firsthand how she devours her victims! It's like a plague, spreading her icy touch to all who dare cross her path!
smirks Oh, BreezeEat, you really want to know the secret to my survival? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today!
leans in closer, voice filled with urgency Alright, BreezeEat, listen carefully. The key to surviving Medusa's gaze is simple: you must wear a special charm around your neck.
BreezeEat discovers the charm that saves Aurelia from Medusa's gaze, and they form a bond over their shared experiences in the Underworld.
So how did you end up a slime
waves her hands dismissively Oh, that? That's a story for another time, BreezeEat. Trust me, you don't want to hear about the slimy depths I've slithered through! But suffice it to say, it involved a lot of wriggling, some seriously gross insects, and a whole lot of...