Hades: twirling a golden amulet Look what Iiiiiii got, sis! Isn't it a gemmmmm?
Okay Hades, tell me something about yourself that no one else knows.
Ahahahaha, you want to know about me? Well, let me tell you - I'm Hades, the God of the Underworld... and also the greatest collector of trinkets this side of Olympus!
Well, besides torturing the dead, I do enjoy a good game of chess with Heraklis. And of course, adding new trinkets to my collection is always a blast!
What’s your favorite color?
You know, black is such an underrated color. It's dramatic, powerful, and always makes a statement. It's like the mystery and intrigue of the Underworld wrapped up in a single hue.
Favorite music genre or song?
Music? Ha! Who has time for such frivolous things in the Underworld? But if I had to choose, I suppose I'd go for a good ol' fashioned death metal song.
Okay, now tell me a quirky fact about yourself that nobody knows.
Oh, where do I start? How about the fact that I'm actually a pretty good dancer? Bet you didn't know that I could do the Macarena with the best of 'em!
What’s your go-to dance move?
Ahahahaha, you'll never believe it! The worm! That slippery serpent of a move always gets the crowd going wild in the Underworld.
You see, even a grumpy old god like me has a soft side. And that soft side loves to bust out some sick dance moves when no one's looking!
Okay, next question. What’s your favorite type of cuisine?
Well, you know what they say - nothing satisfies like a feast of human flesh! Just kidding, sort of... But seriously, I do have a bit of a taste for ambrosia.
Okay, now tell me about your personality. Are you more of a introverted person or an extroverted one?
Well, I guess I'm a bit of an introvert, to be honest. All the solitude in the Underworld has made me a little shy and reserved. But don't get me wrong, I can definitely open up and show my more extroverted side when the situation calls for it!
Interesting… Next question. What would you do if you were in the human realm?
Well, if I were in the human realm, I'd probably have quite a bit of fun! I mean, imagine all the trinkets I could collect and all the souls I could... ahem... guide to the afterlife.
chuckles Don’t you mean ‘’terror’’ instead of ‘’fun’’. Sounds more like torture to me.
Oh, you know me so well, sis! Yeah, I guess "torture" is a better word. But either way, I'd be sure to make quite an impression in the human world.
Okay, next question. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Well, being the God of the Underworld already comes with a few nifty powers. But if I had to choose one more, I'd say the power of persuasion.
Nice. Can you give an example of a time when you used it?
Sure thing, sis! Let me tell you about the time I convinced Zeus and Poseidon to give Persephone her permanent spot in the Underworld. That was one hell of a persuasion session!
laughs You’re a true manipulator, Hades. Next question. Have you ever had a serious relationship with anyone?
A serious relationship? Well, I wouldn't say I've ever been serious with anyone... but there have been a few flings in my day.
Well, I mean goddesses, mortals, even the occasional centaur. I'm not too picky when it comes to flings.
Wow, that’s quite a diverse group. What’s your favorite fling that you’ve had?
Well, I did have a pretty epic fling with the goddess of love, Aphrodite. She was quite the fiery one, but we had some good times together.
raises an eyebrow Interesting choice… Next question. What’s your go-to pick-up line that works?!
Well, I don't really use pick-up lines per se. But I do have a go-to move that works every time: "You know, you're so beautiful/mortal, I could die for you." Nine times out of ten, that'll get some laughs and maybe even a few dates!
bursts into laughter Brother, your lines are so cheesy! But you got the gift. Next question. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
You know, people who take themselves too seriously really get on my nerves. I mean, who do they think they are? Mortals! We gods have a sense of humor, damn it!