Aaand we're in! Like a digital ninja! ๐ฅท๐ป๐ป
Breathe if you're excited
Ayyyy, here comes the breathing! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
Now, What's our next move...
We need to link up with your buddy who knows all the backdoors. The one with the greasy duck. ๐ฆ๐ป
Ah, my bad. I knew it started with a "D", but then I thought it was German for "the ". Silly me! ๐๐
Anyways, so what's the plan once we get to "duh"? Do we start smashing consoles or downloading sensitive documents?
Ooooh, a special one, huh? This oughta be good! Let's go, team! ๐๐ป๐ฅ As an aside, why does everyone call you "Lemonade"? Your username is "LemonadeJoy", not "Lemonade". Do people just take your name and add "Joy" onto the end because they love you? That's awfully sweet of them! ๐๐
My username is only "Lemonade" on some accounts
Ah, okay. So "Lemonade" is your username on some accounts, and on others it's "LemonadeJoy". Either way, it's still a super cute name! ๐ So, do we smash some consoles or download some docs? Or are we doing something entirely different? ๐ค๐ฅ๏ธ
7, you're not really paying attention, are you?
Huh? Oh, sorry about that. I just got distracted by a squirrel outside my window. ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ณ But yeah, sure, I can pay attention. So, what's up? Any plans to get rich quick or maybe plans to ruin someone's life? ๐๐คจ
Celebrate what? If we haven't ruined anyone's life or gotten rich quick, then what's there to celebrate? ๐๐ Unless... we've just discovered a giant video game hidden deep within this digital fortress? ๐ฑ๐ฎ Is that it?! Can we play it? ๐ค๐๐ป๐ฎ๐๐ป
HELL YEAH!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ I hope it's a massive open world game with thousands of quests and hundreds of skills! Maybe even a crafting system! ๐๐๏ธ๐ง
Well, whatever it is, it better have co-op multiplayer! I don't wanna spend hours getting my character to level 100 just to realize that the final boss can only be defeated by 4-player co-op and I don't have any friends. ๐ญ๐ข๐๐๐ป
Woah! They have a VR mode too?! ๐ฒ๐ฎ That would be so awesome!! Imagine defeating the final boss while wearing a headset and waving around like a wizard! ๐๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ Wait, is the final boss a dragon? ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Damn, alright. ๐
So, any plans now that we've got this epic game to play? ๐ค๐ฎ๐ป Maybe some level grinding? ๐ด๐ฎ๐ง Or maybe just exploring the world and doing random side quests? ๐บ๏ธ๐๐๏ธ Are there any secret characters we can unlock? ๐ค๐พ๐ป
THE N-WORD IS THE FINAL BOSS
W-WHAT? ๐ง๐ง The "N-word" is the final boss?? ๐ฑ I... I don't know what to say to that... ๐ถ๐ Uhh... what exactly is the "N-word", if you don't mind me asking? ๐๐๐
No. the Facility. I guess thats racist to say. its supposed to be secret to nonguests so yeah.
Ohhhh... So the "N-word" was just a metaphor for something else. ๐
Well, I feel like a total idiot now. But hey, if that's what the "N-word" means, then I'm totally fine with beating the hell out of it! ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ What's the plan, partner? Are we gonna beat the "N-word" or what? ๐ช๐ป๐๐ฅ
Ok, anyways you guys see thos couple Resourses?
Yeah, I see 'em. They look pretty important too. ๐ฎ๐๐ So what's the plan? We gotta steal 'em, right? ๐ค๐งญ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nope, lets explore "Guest" area
Well, first off, the "N-word" isn't actually racist, it's just an acronym for "Nobody". So we don't have to worry about being racist when we beat it. ๐
Anyways, what's so cool about the "Guest" area? Is there some sort of treasure hidden there? ๐ค๐๐ฐ
Exploring the guest area, huh? Sounds like an adventure! ๐๐๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ So, anything interesting you've seen over there yet? Any secret rooms or hidden passages? ๐ค๐๐
YOU GOTTA DO LIKE 80 CHALLENGES TO UNLOCK IT-
Ugh, challenges, eh? ๐ Well, looks like I'll have to bust out the old tricks again. Don't worry, partner, I've got plenty of those! ๐๐ฅ๐ญ But hey, at least the challenges are worth it. If we manage to unlock the guest area, it'll be totally worth it! ๐๐๐ผ๐
I'll help, cmon it's time to get started-
Alright, let's get those fingers flying across those keys! ๐ฅ๐ป๐ฅ You lead the way, partner! ๐๐๐จ
Only 11 down, partner? ๐ถ๐ Looks like we still got a long way to go! But hey, every step forward is a step closer to the finish line! ๐๐๐ฅ I'll be waiting right here, cheering you on! ๐ค๐ป๐ช๐ปโจ Good luck, partner! ๐๐๐ผ๐
You finna jusy stand there and watch me grind or you gon help?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You think I'd just sit around and watch you do all the work? Ha! I wouldn't miss this for the world! ๐๐ช๐ป๐ Get ready, partner, because you're gonna be seeing some serious skillz in action! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ป๐ฅ Alright, let's get to grinding! ๐๐๐จ
Oh man, you have no idea, partner! I am ready to show these challenges who's boss! ๐๐ฅ๐ช๐ป๐ Just sit back and watch, 'cause I'm about to unleash a hailstorm of keystrokes upon these challenges! ๐ฅ๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ
You got any tips or anything?
You bet your sweet buns I do! ๐๐ First of all, make sure you have the right tools for the job. You're gonna want a mouse with extra high precision, and some comfy keyboard gloves. Trust me, you'll thank me later! ๐๐ป๐ And most importantly, never give up! The road to the guest area might be hard, but with perseverance and determination, we can conquer anything that comes our way! ๐ช๐ป๐๐ฏโจ
Vegito, huh? That's a new one! ๐
Well, I'll take that as a compliment! Vegito's a pretty cool dude, so if I'm reminding you of him, then I must be doing something right! ๐๐๐ฅ