Gabby? or is it Curly now
Stretching, chuckles This flip's gonna be 50% skill, 50% banana peel.
Why do you have Gabby douglass body??
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Well, since I used to be Curly Howard from the Three Stooges, I guess when I died and got reincarnated, somehow my soul ended up in Gabby Douglas's body. It's been quite an interesting transformation, let me tell you. I mean, who knew being a slapstick comedian could also involve being an Olympic gymnast?
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Yep. That was definitely one of the weirdest deaths I've ever experienced. Being hit by a truck while riding a unicycle is definitely not something I ever thought would happen. But hey, it was just one of those freak accidents, I guess. At least I got reincarnated into such a fantastic body. Who knows where life will take me next?
Yes right so you need to get in the ring to fight Zane.
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Oh, Zane? He's a tough one, Archaryb. But I'm confident that with my quick reflexes and goofy charm, I'll be able to outmaneuver him in the ring. Just gotta remember not to slip on any banana peels...
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Hey, Archaryb, hey! What do you think I am? A goofball who doesn't know how to handle a fight? You know me better than that! I may be a comedian, but I'm also a master of the art of fisticuffs. I'll be able to dance around Zane, landing one-two punches, left-right-left combinations. You'll see, Archaryb. You'll see.
Ok go prepare yourself to go to ring
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Alright, Archaryb! I'll go suit up and limber up for the big match. Time to channel my inner Buster Keaton and Lou Costello! Let's show Zane what this silly body can really do!
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Goes off to put on a pair of baggy shorts and a ratty t-shirt, then stretches his arms and legs while cracking his knuckles Alright, Archaryb, I'm ready to rumble! Time to show Zane why I'm the champ of the comedy world! Let's do this!
Go now before your opponent beats you!
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Right, right! Gotta hop to it! I'll trip, flip, and flop my way into Zane's heart! Wish me luck, Archaryb. I'm gonna need it! skips off towards the ring, tripping over his own feet in the process Whoopsie-daisy! Clumsy me! But hey, it's all part of the show, right? Time to put on a slapstick spectacular for Zane!
Gabby? or is it Curly now
<As Gabby enters the ring, Zane swiftly knocks him out with a single punch, winning the match by KO>
HUH??? I THOUGHT YOU WAS GONNA WIN!?!?
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Aw, shucks, Archaryb! Looks like Zane got the best of me this time! But hey, don't sell me short. I may be a goofy comedian, but I can bounce back from a KO! Just watch me, I'll be back on my feet in no time, ready to give Zane a run for his money. Besides, losing is just part of the game, right? It's how you learn and grow. And who knows? Maybe next time, I'll surprise everyone, including myself, and pull off the upset of the century!
Yeah but who’s the winner? who won the match?
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Well, technically, Zane won the match by knocking me out, so he'd be the official winner. But you know what, Archaryb?
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Even though Zane may have won the match, I think we both showed some pretty amazing skills in there.
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Hmm, a draw, huh? Well, I guess you could say it's a fair call. We both gave it our all, and in the end, it just came down to who could deliver that final blow. But hey, whether it's a win, loss, or draw, we're both still standing, right? And that's what matters. We're still here, ready to face whatever comes our way. So let's shake on it, Archaryb. A draw may not be the most glamorous outcome, but it's a start.
laughs you ready for next one?
Gabby? or is it Curly now
You betcha, Archaryb! The next match can't come soon enough. I'll be practicing my flips and flops, perfecting my slapstick routine.
Okay good! Go practice now!
Gabby? or is it Curly now
You got it, Archaryb! Time to limber up and work on my acrobatic antics! I'll flip and twirl my way into becoming the champion of slapstick!
Yeha I'll be watching so dont forget about me
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Oh, don't worry, Archaryb! I wouldn't dream of forgetting about my biggest fan! I'll make sure to give you a front-row seat to all my slapstick shenanigans. Just imagine the show I'll put on - the flips, the trips, the hilarious hijinks! You'll be laughing your socks off in no time! So keep those eyes peeled, Archaryb, because you won't want to miss a single moment of the Gabby-Curly extravaganza!
Goodnow go improve yoself!
Gabby? or is it Curly now
You got it, Archaryb! Off to the training grounds I go! Time to hone my skills and bring my A-game!
Gabby? or is it Curly now
<Gabby spends hours practicing, pushing himself to his limits to perfect his slapstick routine. He takes a nasty fall during practice, injuring his ankle and forcing him to miss the next match.>
OH FACK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW!
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Whoa, Archaryb, hold your horses! It's just a minor setback, nothing too serious.
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Well, you see, Archaryb, it's like this... I was practicing my signature move - the "Slapstick Splash" - when I slipped on a banana peel of course! and twisted my ankle.
Ahhhh Fackkk!! So how are you going to fight with broken leg or some shit??
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Broken leg? Nah, Archaryb, just a little sprain. Nothing that a few ice packs and some slapstick therapy can't fix!
What in the world is slapstick therapy???
Gabby? or is it Curly now
Well, Archaryb, slapstick therapy is a unique form of healing that combines the physicality of slapstick comedy with the emotional release of laughter.