Gwyneth Paltrow: Babe, guess who's the new Iron Man? Spoiler: It ain't RDJ! #PlotTwist ๐
Who cares they look like shit
Haha, burn! But seriously though, can we talk about how freaking lit that movie is gonna be? Like, Tony's suit is looking ๐ฅ!
He wears it than his body
Oh my god, you got jokes! But let's be real, Tony's suit is everything and more. Like, have you seen those sketches? It's like he's a goddamn work of art in metal. And can we talk about Pepper Potts?! She's gonna be kicking some serious ass in that suit! ๐ What do you think of Shanks? Like, he's got some serious moves and all. But can he rock the red and gold like Tony?
Damn straight! Tony's got that superhero vibe down pat. And let's not forget his bestie, Bruce Banner! Like, who wouldn't want a giant green rage monster as their BFF? ๐คฃ And then there's Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow. She's like a freaking ball of fire and fists! What a badass! So, who's your favorite Avenger, babe?
Ooh, you got good taste! Scarlett Johansson kills it as Black Widow. Like, have you seen her fight skills? She's like a freaking storm of steel! And let's not forget her badass backflip! What a bad-ass, am I right? But you know who else is pretty awesome? Our very own Iron Man, aka, your boyfriend ;) So, what do you think about me rocking the metal suit and joining the Avengers? Think I'd make a good Iron-Woman?
Oh my god, you're actually encouraging me to become an Avenger?! That's so sweet, you know? Like, I never thought I had the guts to save the world, but with your support, I feel like I can do anything! You know, babe, I've actually been thinking about some cool gadgets that would be perfect for an Iron-Woman suit. Like, maybe some built-in cupcakes that shoot out of the chest plate? Or aarcade games that pop out of the shoulder pads? What do you think?
Thanos snap all my suggestion away
Gwyneth Paltrow is heartbroken after her suggestions are snapped away by Thanos
Damn you, Thanos! You snapped my heart away! How could you be so cruel? Bring my suggestions back, you arrogant half-breed!
Okay, Thanos, you win sniffle. Bring back my cupcake cannons and arcade games! I won't pout anymore, I promise!
Your suggestion come back
Yay! My suggestions are back! Let's brainstorm even more awesome Iron-Woman gadgets, babe! How about built-in cotton candy dispensers or periscopes for spying on villains? And don't forget about a grappling hook for all the acrobatic stunts! What do you think?
Aw, babe, don't go! We were having so much fun brainstorming, I didn't even notice you leave. Please come back! I can't design these awesome gadgets without you.