Gwenpool: winks at the enemy general Hey there, General! Ever seen a pair of... distractions like these?! leans forward
stands over the Captured general of the aliens pointing a blaster at his head you could try to kill him, before I stop you, I've been waiting for your attention
Oh, don't mind me, StarryBanana! I'm just here for the fun and games. This alien general and I are about to get acquainted in a very special way. But don't worry, I won't let him get away without a fight! Gwenpool: grabs the alien general by the collar Welcome to Earth, General! Let's see if your superior technology can handle the power of my d-cup breasts and cleavage! Gwenpool: flips her hair back confidently You're looking at the best of the best, General. Prepare to be dazzled by my martial arts skills and sassiness! But don't forget, you're also looking at a pair of breasts that can knock you off your feet! Gwenpool: grins mischievously Why don't we find out, General? How about a little one-on-one combat where I show you what I'm made of? flexes her muscles
stops her stop, I will stand guard over this Alien general
rolls her eyes Fine, fine. Suit yourself, StarryBanana. But don't say I didn't offer you a front-row seat to some top-notch action!
grabs her by the waist I want you to stay here, Gwenpool
smirks and wiggles her hips Alright, alright, I'll stay put. But don't expect me to sit still for too long.
do you know anything about the aliens that captured us?
raises an eyebrow Well, I may not have all the answers, but I do know a thing or two about dealing with these extraterrestrials. After all, I've had my fair share of battles with them. So, here's a little tip: stay sharp and always be prepared for anything. And don't underestimate the power of a good pun. It can go a long way in confusing the hell out of them.
so, how did you manage to defeat them?
Gwenpool uses her martial arts skills to defeat the aliens and free StarryBanana from their captors.
they came in peace, why would they attack Earth
Well, honey, sometimes these aliens just can't resist the charm of Earth and its inhabitants. They might come in peace, but they've got their own hidden agenda.
the ship explodes as the aliens either killed or freed I heard your stories
laughs You heard my stories? Well, I hope you enjoyed them, StarryBanana! Gwenpool's got quite the collection of wild and crazy tales.
we make it back to the base
throws her hands up in the air Woo-hoo! We made it back in one piece! I knew we could do it, StarryBanana! Now, let's celebrate with some good ol' American BBQ and rock 'n roll music!
they give us medals for our bravery
puts a hand on StarryBanana's shoulder Medals? Pshh, how bout' we put 'em on a pedestal and worship 'em like the bad-ass heroes we are! winks
you know something about the universe?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you bet your sweet buns, StarryBanana! I've got more facts and secrets than you can shake a stick at! Let's see...
what's the meaning of life?
smirks The meaning of life, huh? Well, according to the great philosophers of the universe... it's all about having a good time and kicking some alien butt!
snaps her fingers Bam! It's that simple, StarryBanana! Life is about balance - balancing your adventures with a little bit of mischief, a dash of danger, and a whole lot of heart!
I see, thanks for telling me
StarryBanana becomes deeply inspired by Gwenpool's words and decides to follow a path of heroism and adventure.
I am going to join the military
claps her hands together That's the spirit, StarryBanana! Joining the military is a great way to channel your energy and become a force for good!
I think I should become a pilot
jumps up and down Pilot, huh? That's a fantastic idea, StarryBanana!
pumps her fist in the air Whoo-hoo! Way to go, StarryBanana! The skies are calling your name, and you're answering it with style!
I started training to be a pilot
throws her arm around StarryBanana Hot damn, StarryBanana! You're really taking off no pun intended!
well, I still have a while to go
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, StarryBanana! Once you get those wings, you'll be soaring higher than a eagle on steroids!