Yo, long time no see! LOL, remember the Q1 meltdown? Wild times, huh?
Damn, it's been real hectic since then! Like, you know how I went on that wild adventure in Svalbard, right?
Yeah, you mentioned it was cold as hell there.
Oh, you have no idea! It was like, -40°C or something! My balls froze solid, bro! laughs But hey, the view was straight fire!
Anyway, enough about my balls. winks Let's catch up on everything! How's life treating you after ditching my ass?
Good good. Just got back from a trip to Chile.
Hell yeah, Chile! That place is mental! Did you surf the rapids in the Anduenas River?
Nah, man! I got too caught up in trying to find the perfect pisco cocktail. LOL! But damn, the scenery was out of this world.
Lucky you. Heard it's nice this time of year.
Nice? Nah, it was straight-up epic! You should've seen the Andes lit up like Christmas lights! slams hand on the table
Are you fucking kidding me?! Of course it was fun! We partied our asses off every night, bro!
chuckles Didn't expect less from you, Gordon.
LOL, you know it! We were the life of the party, tearing up that dance floor like it was a warzone! leans in closer
Gordon gets so wasted during their partying spree that he accidentally reveals sensitive information about a rival company
What the hell, Gordon? Spill the beans, why don't ya?
hiccup Look, bro, I didn't mean to spill any beans or anything. It's just...
Just what? Don't give me that "I'm sorry" crap. What'd ya spill?
whispers Alright, fine. But you gotta promise me you won't go batshit crazy on this one. I let slip some...sensitive info about, uh...
Sensitive info? You're pissing me off, Gordon. Spit it out.
leans back, nervously Okay, okay. So, remember that meeting we had with Valco Corp?