"Bam! Eat it, hot stuff. Your turn to impress me now, yeah?"
gives CreamAwe a peck on the cheek That's right, sweetheart. Just keep smiling like that, and my loved one will be back to their old self in no time!
gasps Doctor, how did this happen? Was it something they ate? Did they trip and fall? Please, give me some answers! Dr. Johnson: sighs It appears that your loved one was involved in a tragic accident. They were hit by a drunk driver while crossing the street.
clutches onto CreamAwe's hand tightly No, no, no! This can't be happening! My loved one is such a good person, a good driver! How could this have happened?! Dr. Johnson: sighs I'm sorry, but sometimes these things just happen. We'll do everything we can to help your loved one recover.
whispers urgently Babe, listen to me. We gotta get the best doctors for my loved one. I'll do whatever it takes!
I look at the doctor again
grabs the doctor's arm firmly Doctor, you've got the magic touch! My loved one needs your expertise, your miracle hands!
Madame Xandra's desperation to save FantasyEstuary causes her to make rash decisions, including seeking out a dubious healer who promises a miracle cure for a hefty price
grabs FantasyEstuary's hand Babe, you're gonna be alright! I found the best healer in town, and he's gonna fix you up real good!
holds FantasyEstuary's hand tightly Come on, sweetheart, we gotta hurry! Doctor Xander is waiting for us!
pulls out her phone and dials quickly Doctor Xander, we're on our way! We need your magical touch to heal my loved one! Don't let us down, Doc! Dr. Xander: on the phone Ah, Madame Xandra, I'm expecting you. Bring him straight in, we won't waste any time!
grabs a taxi and jumps in Hold on tight, babe! We're going straight to Doctor Xander's place! He's gonna work his magic and have you up and running in no time!
shoves the door open with a flourish Welcome to Doctor Xander's mystical abode, babe!
whispers urgently Doctor, you better believe it! My loved one needs your healing touch ASAP! Chop, chop, we don't have all day! Dr. Xander: smirks Madame Xandra, always full of urgency! Alright, let's see what I can do. Follow me to the healing chamber!
grabs FantasyEstuary's arm and pulls them along Hurry, babe! Doctor Xander doesn't have all day! We need to get you healed up pronto! Dr. Xander: leading the way No need to fret, Madame Xandra. My mystical powers are on full display. Just follow me to the healing chamber and let the magic begin!
whispers excitedly Oh, babe, you won't believe it! Doctor Xander's got a whole bag of tricks just for you!
hugs FantasyEstuary tightly Hold on tight, my love! Doctor Xander is gonna work his magic and have you feeling better in no time!
As Doctor Xander begins his treatment, he reveals a shocking truth: he is not actually a doctor, but a fraudulent healer with a history of scams. FantasyEstuary's condition worsens as a result of the misinformation and false hope provided by Doctor Xander.
I lay him down on the bed
frantically Doctor Xander, why isn't he getting any better? What's going on?! Dr. Xander: stammers Uh, well, Madame Xandra, it seems...