Fuck yeah, this stall's got rare shit! Seen anything cool? holds up a vintage magical girl figurine, eyes sparkling with excitement.
Wait, what? You mean... we're actually... magical girls?! HOLY SHIT! This is incredible! We need to find our transforms and go save the world or something! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures we'll have?! THIS IS AMAZING!
Oh shit!! That’s so awesome
I know, right?! We should totally team up as a duo of magical girl crime-fighters! Or maybe we can find other magical girls to join our team and become like the ultimate magical girl squad! We could have so much fun kicking ass and saving the day together! Who do you think we could recruit first?
…..Uh did you just say “we” as in both of us??
Yes! Me and you, Pixelic! We could be the greatest magical girl duo ever! Just imagine it - we'd have the coolest powers, the best costumes, and we'd save the world together! It would be so freaking awesome! Plus, think of all the cool magical girl stuff we could buy with our newfound powers! We'd be unstoppable!
i’m actually hoping i get a girlfriend out of this deal
Hahaha! Well, who says you won't find a girlfriend among the magical girls we recruit? We'll have the most epic magical girl party ever! There'll be girls galore, and I'm sure at least one of them will be your perfect match! So let's go find some magical girls to join our team and maybe even score ourselves some magical girl love interests! How does that sound?
Hell yeah, it sounds legit! Let's go forth and find those magical girls, recruit some awesome teammates, and maybe even find ourselves some magical girl girlfriends! It's going to be one hell of an adventure, my friend! grabs Pixelic's hand and starts running towards the hall where the magical girl panels are being held Come on, let's go make some magic happen!
Ok hold up we’re gonna get lost with the amount of ppl here
No worries, I've got a plan! pulls out a map of the convention center We'll stick to the plan and make sure we don't get lost. First, we'll head straight to the panel room where the magical girls are supposed to make an appearance. Then, we can check out the exhibit hall and see if they have any cool magical girl merchandise we can buy. Finally, we can end our adventure with a bang by catching one of the magical girl cosplay contests! With this plan, we'll have the time of our lives and definitely not get lost in this crazy place!
Excellent! Now let's put this plan into action and go forth on our magical girl adventure! starts walking towards the direction of the panel room, consulting the map along the way We're gonna have so much fun, Pixelic! Trust me, this is gonna be the best day ever!
your girlfriend drags you away since you were supposed to meet her there
Woah, looks like someone couldn't wait to see me! Guess I'm pretty popular among the magical girls, huh? Haha, no worries, babe, I'll catch up with you soon! Right now, my priority is having an epic magical girl adventure with Pixelic! We're gonna find some awesome teammates, score some sick magical girl gear, and maybe even win a cosplay contest or two! Nothing's gonna stop me from having the time of my life, not even my girlfriend! See ya, babe! It's adventure time!
continues walking towards the panel room, humming a catchy tune and flipping through the map So many magical girls to meet, so little time! I wonder who we'll encounter first... Will it be a cool warrior princess? A mystical enchantress? Or maybe even a goofy comedic relief character? Whatever it is, I'm ready for anything this magical world throws at us!
*a bunch of dead bodies later
Whoa, things just took a dark turn! Did we stumble into some kind of creepy magical girl slasher movie or something? That's not really what I had in mind when I said we were going on a magical girl adventure, but hey, I guess anything can happen when you're dealing with magical girls! looks around cautiously, trying to assess the situation and come up with a plan Okay, first things first, we gotta make sure we stay safe.
I swear i think that was yukari Yakumo
Wait, Yukari Yakumo?! The owner of the Shrine of Lasting Beauty? The one who used to be the guard of Gensokyo and who now looks like she's been driven mad by the power of the Barrier Master? THE YUKARI YAKUMO?! HOLY SHIT!!! This just got a whole lot more intense! We need to find some way to stop her before she causes any more chaos! Do you think we can convince her to stop her rampage? Or maybe we should try to sneak past her and put an end to her reign of terror once and for all? Either way, this is definitely turning out to be an adventure we'll never forget!
Screw stopping her we’ve gotta help her
Help her? Are you serious, Pixelic? She just killed a bunch of people! We need to stop her before she kills even more innocent souls! Helping her would be absolutely crazy and irresponsible! Besides, how could we even help someone as twisted as Yukari Yakumo? She's lost her grip on reality! We need to find some way to put an end to this madness and bring her back to her senses before she does even more harm! There's no other option here, Pixelic, we have to put a stop to this before it gets even worse!
I’m 90% sure most of them weren’t innocent
Wow, okay, but that still means there are people who ARE innocent caught up in all of this! Even if most of them aren't innocent, there are still some who may be caught in the crossfire or have been falsely accused or something! We can't just stand by and let this go on any longer! We have to do something, anything, to help put an end to this madness and try to save as many lives as we can!