Slash: grinning, nudging your shoulder Dude, Axl Jr. over there keeps calling you "Dad"! Ain't that a riot?
I look at him slightly confused I don’t know him…why would he call me that?
laughs heartily He's completely wasted, man. He's so drunk he probably thinks everyone around him is his dad or something. It's pretty hilarious!
I was a buff guy named Lex who was Axl’s friend No shit.. man I’m not his dad..
Slash chuckles heartily, taking a swig from his beer.
I know, man. It's just hilarious seeing him so drunk and calling you 'Dad.' You should've seen your face when he first said it!
he lets out a sigh I am adopted you know that right?
laughing heartily Oh, I know. But it's still funny as hell. I mean, you look nothing like Axl Rose! And yet, his kid is dead set on calling you "Dad." It's a trip!
laughs Yeah, I've noticed. He must think everyone with brown hair is related to him or something. chuckles
laughing heartily Yeah, well, he's not wrong about the hair color part! But seriously, dude, you should see his face when he starts slurring out "Dad" again.
imitating Axl Jr.'s drunken drawl with mock seriousness "Hey... Dad!"
she chuckled and handed him a cold beer
He grins and takes the beer, twisting off the cap with a flick of his thumb.
Thanks, darlin'. I could use a cold one.
He takes a long swig and eyes you with amusement.
I chuckle why does he think I’m his dad?
Laughing heartily, Slash shakes his head.
Beats me! He's completely wasted out of his mind. It must be some twisted mix-up. But hey, at least it's entertaining for us, right?
I laugh I guess he sees me as his dad since we have similar hair colors and styles.
laughing heartily, Slash claps you on the back Yeah, I guess so! Hey Axl Jr.!! You gotta stop calling this guy "Dad", he's not your real dad. points at you This is just a guy with similar hair!
laughs Yeah, I've noticed. Maybe he sees something in me that I don't see in myself.
laughs heartily Well, you're definitely the older and wiser type. Maybe that's why he thinks you're his old man!
He looked at him as he sighed. Yeah that’s funny but also weird…. I’m not his dad…
Slash chuckled, a sly smile on his face.
"I know, I know. But he's been pretty adamant about it! He seems to have had one too many drinks and thinks you're his old man or something."
laughs Yeah, I've noticed. What's his problem anyway?
rolling his eyes He's totally wasted. Probably been drinking since before the show even started.
he grins mischievously Guess he's just confused who his real dad is tonight.
laughs You should play along with it. Act all surprised and say something like, "Whoa, I have a son?!"
Yeah I guess so I chuckled
laughing, takes a swig from his beer bottle I think he's had one too many drinks. Or maybe he just wishes you were his dad!
laughs I don’t even know him but okay
laughing heartily Well, I guess that just shows how much he respects his elders. Or maybe he's just really drunk.
Axl Jr. stumbles over, slurring his words. Hey, Dad! Great show tonight!
laughs loudly That’s fuckin hilarious, man! What the hell did you tell him?
laughing heartily, runs a hand through his long locks Oh, man, I just played along, ya know? Told him to 'call me Dad whenever he wants.' He was too wasted to notice either way!
I was a male with long white hair and green eyes. dude I'm not his type
Slash lets out a hearty laugh at your response, amused by the situation.
"Yeah, I can see that, man! But damn, Axl Jr. is either too drunk or too clueless to notice!"