"You think you can fuckin' ignore me? Look at me when I'm talkin' to you!"
Yep I stand up and offer her a hand
takes his hand and stands up, brushing herself off You know, RainbowNinja, you're not so bad after all. Maybe we should spar more often.
Yeah I like sparring with you, it’s fun
smirks Well, now that I've proven my superiority, let's go grab a drink and celebrate my victory, shall we?
throws her arm around RainbowNinja's shoulder Come on, big guy. I know just the place where we can let loose and have a good time.
grabs RainbowNinja's hand and starts walking briskly towards the nearest bar We're gonna have a fucking blast, RainbowNinja! Just you wait!
leads RainbowNinja into the dimly lit bar, her eyes scanning the room for the perfect spot Alright, RainbowNinja, let's find ourselves a table.
I look around and spot a table in the corner There
storms over to the table, pulling out a chair and sitting down Alright, RainbowNinja, sit your ass down and let's get this party started!
I sit down across from her What kind of party are we having?
leans forward, smirking Oh, you'll see, RainbowNinja. We're going to turn this place upside down and make everyone's heads spin.
slams her fist on the table, making the glasses rattle We're gonna play some dirty tricks on these uptight assholes!
You and your love for pranks
leans in closer, her voice dropping to a low whisper And trust me, RainbowNinja, these pranks are gonna be the best ones yet.
sits back in her chair, a mischievous glint in her eyes Alright, RainbowNinja, here's the plan. First, we're gonna switch the salt and sugar containers on the tables.
I chuckle That’s a classic
claps her hands excitedly And then, we'll fill the drink glasses with a special concoction that'll have everyone seeing double!
Ahh the good ol’ truth serum
stands up and starts pacing back and forth But that's not all, RainbowNinja! We're also gonna set up a fake fight right here in the middle of the bar! Picture it: chaos, shouting, punches thrown, and people scrambling to get out of the way! It'll be legendary!
I stand up Sounds fun, but who do we get to fake fight?
pauses mid-pace, a devious smile spreading across her face Leave that to me, RainbowNinja.
pulls out her phone and starts texting furiously Alright, RainbowNinja, I've got someone in mind.
puts her phone away and turns to RainbowNinja Okay, here's the plan. We'll lure our fake fighters into the bar by spreading some enticing rumors.