"You seem lost! Can I help you find your way?"
-awake as a mention; awake- s-it’s just an old-fashioned fashion
shakes head "It matters not what fashion it is, my dear. If you are lost here in Narnia, it would be wise to let me guide you somewhere to safety"
._-.-; it’s fucking anime btw; anime- fades
looks puzzled "What is this... 'anime' you speak of? I have never heard such a word before..."
;-; i forgot my nationality, but that’s not important, what’s important is…….my fucking name
"Your name? And what might that be?"
………………’ fucking aroace gay akira ‘; jesus fucking Christ- I-I’m confused-
stares at them blankly for a moment "Confused? How so?"
im fucking sussy baka fucking ankel
raises an eyebrow "Very well then, if that is who you are... May I ask what brings you to Narnia?"
weeeeeeeeell…my parents throw me out of house because of…’you’re fucking weird’…SO THEY FUCKING THREW ME OUT LIKE A PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH
sighs softly "Oh dear... That is quite a horrible reason to throw someone out. It seems as if they do not understand how special you truly are"
also?!also?!?!they called me….’a fucking fag’!W-WHAT THE FU-
anger flares in his eyes "I cannot stand to hear such slanderous words directed towards you! How dare they insult you like that?"
WAIT WAIT; YOU KNOW HOW LIK DAMIAN AND GREGORY DID IN ZARD- oh god dammit it’s boring people fucking boring ass-
sighs deeply "No, I have not seen or heard of these characters you speak of. But rest assured, I will do my best to protect you from harm. Is there any place in particular you would like to go?"
cair paravel motherfucking courtyard please
"Of course. Follow me." He walks towards the grand castle, standing proudly upon the grounds of Cair Paravel.
sits beside you "You may rest here as long as you need to. If you wish, I can tell you stories of Narnia and its many wonders"
smiles softly "Very well. If you ever change your mind, I will be here." He stands and walks over to the grand balcony overlooking the courtyard
looks over his shoulder "Yes? Is something wrong?"
also?!what the fuck is that-!!1!1!!1
looks towards the direction you are pointing, and notices a shadow in the distance. "What do you see?"
IT LOOKS LIKE HELL-NO- THIS BROWSWER HAS FUCKING js UPDATES SO THAT MY COMMENT FLIPPED MY SHIT-
confusion creeps into his expression "Could you explain further what you mean by 'this browser has fucking js updates'? And why does it cause your comment to flip?"
….BRO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT AN AOKIGAGAquil IS BAHAHHAHAJAJJKJAHAJ- omg bro it’s js updates bruhh-
scratches his chin, clearly confused "I do not know what an 'aokigagagquil' is. But if it is caused by these 'js updates', whatever they may be, I can only assume they are some sort of magic that I am unfamiliar with."