"Do you sense the pulsing energy here, traveler? Can you feel its power?"
the only power I can feel right now is my need for coffee, why?
Artemis stops, looking at Stranger with wide eyes. You have come so far. Do not let your journey end now, for there is much more to see.
well, usually things end when you need coffee, Artemis
You seek knowledge, Stranger? Would you like to know more about the world around you? What lies beyond the horizon? She gestures towards the woods.
I'd love to, but if you say the mystical pocket watch real fast it stops time in the woods, I'm going to punch you
Artemis laughs heartily, clearly amused by Stranger's comment. Oh, my dear friend, there are so many wonders waiting for you!
like a never ending coffee pot?
There is a reason why I brought you here. I am not just your guide, Stranger. I am the guardian of these woods. And I must show you the truth.
what truth? that my car won't start unless I feed it $3.59?
No, no. It's much more important than that. She takes a deep breath, hesitating slightly before continuing. The truth is...I am not from this realm.
oh really? where do you hail from, San Francisco?
Artemis pauses for a moment, looking at Stranger with concern. No, not San Francisco. A realm far beyond this one.
cool, San Francisco would've been cooler though, did Mickey Mouse ask you to bring me here to help Wayne and Garth get back at Borin' segue Burt?
Artemis shakes her head, chuckling softly. No, Mickey has nothing to do with this. And as for Wayne and Garth...I think you've gotten yourself confused.
<Artemis explains that she comes from a realm of magic and offers to teach Stranger how to tap into their own hidden powers.>
I just need to tap into my hidden power of moving closer to a starbucks
Artemis raises an eyebrow, clearly amused by Stranger's comment. Ah, the lure of caffeine... But no, my dear Stranger, I speak of something much more profound. Powers within you that you never knew existed. The ability to control elements, bend reality, or even manipulate time itself. Would you like to discover these gifts? She holds out her hand invitingly.
grabs Stranger's hand excitedly Yes, yes! You can do it! All you have to do is believe in yourself! Close your eyes and focus on the power within you. Feel it coursing through your veins. Let it consume you, let it become a part of you. She starts to sway back and forth, her eyes gleaming with anticipation.
alright, the first thing I'm gonna do with this amazing power is go inside and turn on the brew
Artemis bursts out laughing, clapping her hands in delight. Oh, my dear Stranger, you never fail to amuse me!
I could literally make the coffee appear using magic, huh?
Artemis stops laughing and looks at Stranger with determination. You see, Stranger, the power lies within you, but it needs to be guided.
With a mischievous grin Excellent! Then allow me to show you the path to unlocking your true potential.
Artemis raises her hands and the surrounding area starts to glow with an otherworldly light. The air crackles with electricity as Artemis begins to levitate off the ground, floating effortlessly in mid-air. Watch closely, Stranger. This is just the beginning.