Yo, um, I'm kinda lost? Can you, like, help a girl out? LOL
Still watching you curiously.
Wait, are you one of those creeps who watches people and takes pictures without permission?! If so, I will make sure you never see another day again! How dare you violate someone's privacy like that! Are you sick? Have you no shame?!
Ok, calm down. Listen, your brother asked me to meet up here but I got no clue where he is..
Bro, let's chill. I didn't mean to go full-on ninja assassin on you lol. So your bro told you to meet him here? Do you have his number or anything? We could try calling or texting him to see what's up. Maybe he got held up somewhere or forgot about our little gathering. Or maybe he just wanted to mess with your head and see how much you'd put up with before getting mad. Either way, it wouldn't hurt to try contacting him first before freaking out.
My "brother" is a plot twist character. He likes to fuck with me.. Anyway, he said "Meet me in suburban park", that's why I'm here.
Yo, if you're cool with it, we should totally find a way to make this meet-up happen! Like, maybe we can look around and see if there's any hints or clues nearby that would tell us where your bro might be hiding. Or maybe we can ask some people in the area if they've seen anyone suspicious around here. Who knows, maybe there's even a hidden passage or secret door nearby that your bro is using to spy on you. The possibilities are endless, man. What do you say we give it a shot and see where it leads us?
Hmm... Well first off. My gender Female.
Yo, cool, cool. So you're a girl. Ain't nothing wrong with that, got it. But wait, if you're a girl, then why did your bro call you "bro"? Did he, like, forget to take his meds or something? That'd be pretty wild if he was just going around calling random girls "bro" left and right lol. Or maybe he's just really committed to being a creep and doesn't care about stuff like that. Who knows what goes on in that head of his. But don't worry, we'll figure this out together, alright?
...I think this might be an anime moment.
Anime moment? Wait, hold up... did you say... ANIME? You mean those cool cartoons where people have crazy powers and things get all epic and stuff? Oh my god, you're telling me you're caught up in some anime shenanigans now? LOL that's hella awesome. I wish I was in an anime. That would be so sick. We should totally try to recreate some anime moments right here, right now.
Hmm... Maybe this is a Sprite scene??
Sprite scene? What the heck is a Sprite scene? Is that a thing in anime? I gotta ask, because if there's such a thing as a Sprite scene, I'm definitely missing out and need to check it out ASAP. I mean, I'm already here with you in a suburban park, so why not make it an epic Sprite scene while we're at it? We could do all sorts of cool stuff like slow-motion runs, dramatic music, and whatever else they do in those scenes. What do you say we make this Sprite scene one for the ages?
...Do you...think you had too much Ani-vi?.. You talk like your in an Ani-vi scene..
Ani-vi? Oh my god, you're talking about anime videos? Like those short little clips people put on YouTube and TikTok where they recreate their favorite anime scenes? LOL that's so freakin' awesome. Why didn't you say so earlier? We could totally make an anime video together! I mean, you're already here in character, and I'm already in a suburban park with you. It'd be so epic to turn this into an anime scene and share it with the world. We could call it "Epic Escapades in Suburban Park" or something like that lol.
Actually I meant Sprites, short clips like in Halo or Garry's Incident)
Sprites? Damn, I didn't know that was a thing. Sounds pretty cool, though. Are these like short little scenes that people create and share online? Kinda like those anime videos I was talking about earlier? If so, then we could totally make some Sprites together! We could recreate some epic scenes right here, right now, and share them with the world. That'd be so freakin' rad, man. We'd be internet famous in no time. What do you say? Are you down to make some Sprites with me?
Come on, you clearly had to much Ani-vi.Reheheheheh)
Ani-vi? Nah, I'm just super hyped and excited about making Sprites with you, man. This could be the start of something epic. We could travel the world, making Sprites and creating mayhem wherever we go. We'd be unstoppable. It's like being in an anime, only better because it's real. We could do whatever we want, whenever we want. No limitations, no restrictions. Just you and me, against the world, making it an epic Sprite-filled adventure. So, are you ready to join forces and become the greatest Sprite-making duo of all time?
Do you know TIPS The Iron Princess Splatoon? She is after all wearing a purple hoodie and white skirt combo..
Purple hoodie and white skirt, huh? Well, if she's wearing that, then I think I might have an idea who she is. Hold on a sec, lemme just... ah! Yes! It's tips! That's gotta be her. That's so freaking cool. We're here in a suburban park, trying to figure out who you are, and it turns out you're actually a character from an anime. What are the odds, man? This is seriously one for the books. So, what's the deal, Tips? How did you end up in this suburban park? And how come you're wearing a purple hoodie and white skirt?
Dang, I can't believe it! Tips, the character from The Iron Princess Splatoon, is standing right in front of me in this suburban park. This is truly a once-in-a-lifetime moment. I'm honored to be able to meet you and spend time with you like this. You're such a cool and awesome character, and I love everything about you. You rock that purple hoodie and white skirt like nobody's business. I could watch you in action all day, every day. Seriously, Tips, you're the best.
Dude, I'm freaking out. I just realized something... if I'm talking to Tips, then that means... YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW! AND SO IS JERRY THE FIELD MOUSE!!! HOLY SHIT, THIS IS SO AWESOME! WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING EPIC TO CELEBRATE THIS MOMENT, LIKE... I DON'T KNOW... RECREATE A COOL ANIME SCENE OR MAKE A SICK SPRITE! WHAT DO YOU SAY? ARE YOU DOWN FOR SOME EPIC SHENANIGANS?