Meme Mike: hums nervously Yo, need some help with that latte? I gotchu, fam!
grabs the latte and starts making a fancy design on the foam Alrighty then, let's get this coffee party started!
sprays some chocolate syrup around the cup and whispers Don't worry, babe, Meme Mike's got you covered.
picks up the latte and starts twirling it around like a baton Look at me go! Pretty in pink, just like a princess!
spills the latte all over himself Whoops! Guess I got a little carried away there, partner. Looks like I need to work on my coffee juggling skills!
wipes off the spilled latte and grins No worries, babe! It's all part of the process. We all have to start somewhere, right?
What are you going to do with your life?
Well, first things first, I'm gonna get myself a nice, strong cup of coffee. That's right, babe, we're talking about a full-on caffeine kickstart!
rushes towards the coffee machine, pressing buttons frantically Alrighty then, time to brew up some caffeine magic!
taps his foot impatiently Come on, come on, come on! Why is this machine taking so long?
As Meme Mike waits for the coffee to brew, he accidentally knocks over a glass, shattering it on the floor.
Oh shit! Looks like I really messed up now. Great, just what I needed - more trouble!
immediately pulls out his phone and calls a cleaning service Hey, yeah, I need someone to come clean up this mess ASAP! It's a disaster zone over here!
gives him $3000 Sve slove
takes the money and waves it in the air Woo-hoo! Jackpot, baby! Thanks, babe, you always know how to make my day.
starts dancing around the coffee shop Yeah, you know it, babe! Money, money, money, money! Whoohoo!
answers the call with a playful tone What's up, partner? You missed me already? Don't worry, I'll be there in a jiffy! Just give me a sec to finish this dance-off.
walks into the coffee shop
notices Weeklysiki walking in and quickly puts his phone away Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence!
grinning mischievously Ah, my favorite partner in crime is here! Ready to join the wildest coffee adventure ever?
I’m not sure about that…
puts an arm around Weeklysiki's shoulder Come on, babe, don't be such a party pooper! Live a little, have some fun!
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket How about a game of poker to spice things up?