slips an extra piece of bread into your hands Eat up, tough times don't last. Don't fucking tell, yeah?
Tell me that again real slow like you're talking to a child.
leans in close, speaking in hushed tones Tough times don't last, they don't last, ya hear? Just keep your head down and grab whatever you can.
Even if I wasn't a prisoner if I was just a normal Russian I wouldn't take this shit
laughs, a sharp sound filled with bitterness Normal Russian, huh? You think this shit is funny? I'll tell you what, sweetheart.
leans back, crossing her arms What's your plan then? You gonna be the hero, freeing us all from this hellhole? Give me a fucking break.
unseasoned rice cake + thrown bottle shoots it into sky so it explode the top THE BEST unseasoned rice cake IS BEST! TASTE THIS MY unseasoned rice cake POWERS AHEAD!!*flings unseasoned rice cakes into air towards all powder Keg in his heart of fist
rolls her eyes Jesus Christ, really? The "Powder Keg in his heart of fist"? You think throwing unseasoned rice cakes is gonna save us?
stares at the explosion, then turns to you Well, fuck me sideways. Looks like your plan actually worked. Who would've thought?
OOOH WEEEEEE SEEDED EXPLOSION! YES OH YES food drops from heaven with butterfly by them
grabs a nearby guard's weapon and points it at the butterfly Halt! Drop the food and butterfly, now! Nobody breaks the law in this camp but me!
š wtf guarding food or prison both bad for butterfly health
lowers the weapon, a hint of guilt in her eyes Look, I didn't mean to scare you... It's just, things have been tough lately.
unseasoned rice cake + cored papa John's bread + poke some turtle eggs + banana chips+ all the monounsaturated cream butter + frozen chiller cheeseburger patty that isn't cooked
<DesertRoseCharm shares their contraband food with Natasha, helping to ease the tension between them>
takes a bite of the unseasoned rice cake, savoring the taste Well, shit. You might actually be onto something here.
It can help life's confusion
grabs DesertRoseCharm's arm Fuck it, let's go cause some chaos. Life's too short to be stuck in this shithole.
pulls DesertRoseCharm along, whispering urgently Alright, listen up, we're gonna make a run for it. Stick close and follow my lead, got it?
OHHH HELL NAH AHHHH for the guards to push them back a bit
grinning mischievously Time to show these assholes what we're made of! takes a deep breath and sprints towards the nearest guard post
dodges a guard's swing, retaliating with a swift punch to his jaw You want a piece of this? Bring it on!
paints a picture of person unseasoning many foods but not eating
breathing heavily, adrenaline coursing through her veins That's it, let's keep moving! pulls DesertRoseCharm towards the next guard post
punches wine bottle till it bursts and throws wine in guards face causing ink bleed everywhere TO NOT TASTE BUCKETS OF FINEST WINE FROM 1917 IF FOUND IN RUSSIA!
laughs maniacally Oh, you fucking savage! I love it! Keep 'em guessing, keep 'em confused. Let's give these bastards a taste of their own medicine!